I know I know.... a BAD review for this place?! Crazy right... but yes. Awful, awful, awful experience. I had heard nothing but wonderful, raving reviews and I FINALLY made it in. I drive all the way out, super excited for some amazing food. I arrive and I am sat right next to the entrance window/door seat. I'm a small gal and I had people bumping into the back of my seat, standing, waiting with their butts right next to me. Normally, this wouldn't be something I would complain about because I'm a solo guest, so my seating is usually in an unfavorable spot so I understand. But when it's a bad experience AND food with it? No. I ordered coffee and cream to start. My cream had a thick solid layer at the top which was unappealing. But again, not something I'd normally complain about. Then..... the food. I heard over and over, if you go, GET THE BENNY!!! That is amazing. So, I ordered the crab Benny for 26$. I get my meal and it looks so good! A lady asked if I wanted any sauce for the potatoes, I said sure i would love to try their sauce! .... she never came back. I take a bite of the greens on the side, SUPER salty. And I am even a salt lover. I move into the Benny, cut into the eggs and it flows open with clear, LIQUID eggs. CLEAR. Not over easy... Basically uncooked. I about felt queezy and I like a runny egg, but not uncooked. I waited and waited for someone to come by. In my waiting I thought I'd just try a bite of the crab that was not contaminated by the slime of the egg. Again. SUPER salty. Finally someone came close enough for me to ask if this was the normal way they poach their eggs and his face even looked a bit disgusted saying no, no it's not. I was on a slight time crunch so I couldn't even remake it or get a replacement. He took it away and again, waited and waited for someone to come by. Finally, a man came back saying "looks like you're all set here!".... ugh, sure. But I'm only buying the coffee. Not one person apologized. Not one person handled it with accountability or sincerity. Not an ounce of care that I was served raw eggs. They just sent me on my way and said come back again! Yeah, that's a no from me. Not one good thing about this place. So now I'm at Trainwreck getting my appetite back and eating. Boooooo martini brunch. Disgusted with the...
Read moreMartini Brunch: Our 5-Star Mount Vernon Obsession (Adults Only, Thank Goodness!)
I almost hesitate to write this because I want to keep the secret all to myself, but Martini Brunch in Mount Vernon deserves every single star—five of them, without hesitation. My husband and I are total foodies, and while the name might imply cocktails, we actually skip the booze and come strictly for the phenomenal food, incredible coffee, and unbeatable vibe. This spot has become our essential weekend escape.
The atmosphere is trendy, vibrant, and, best of all, strictly 21+. As a parent who adores her teenagers but desperately needs a break from them, the "no kids" rule is a major plus that elevates the entire dining experience. We always make sure to arrive right when they open to snag a table quickly, as it’s self-seating and fills up fast. Getting here early means more time enjoying the space and less time waiting!
The genius of Martini Brunch lies in its constantly rotating weekend specials. It’s impossible to list all the unique dishes we’ve devoured, but a few menu staples always bring us back to reality. The Honeycomb Toast is literally to die for—a thick, buttery slice of heaven that’s just perfectly sweet and salty. The Smashed Taters? They’re the bomb; crispy, savory, and perfectly seasoned every single time. And the Croque Madame we had recently? Absolutely outstanding, easily the best I’ve ever tasted.
This place isn't just serving breakfast; they’re serving passion. The commitment to scratch cooking and using local ingredients shines through in every bite. If you’re looking for a consistently exceptional, adult-friendly brunch experience that will surprise you every single weekend, look no further. Martini Brunch is, simply...
Read moreEDIT: Two weeks with no reply to the email address offered. They did successfully flood their reviews in that time, however. The majority of their positive reviews have happened in this same time frame. It is clear the proprietors have no interest in resolving this concern. Only protecting their reputation. Disappointing.
I have not visited your establishment, but I have sent customers to you on several occasions based on recommendations from others and a good reputation within the community.
However, a food reviewer on TikTok received a campaign of harassment across several days because of a poor review given months prior on that platform. His review at the time did not dissuade me from giving my recommendations or my interest as a customer, but the harassment certainly has. The timing and coordination suggests the owners of this establishment were either complicit in the campaign or were aware and able to stop it.
I'm sure the food is fine. I've heard the atmosphere is, too. But if the owners or workers choose to relate to our small local community with negativity and harassment, I can't in good faith support this business with my money or my recommendations.
NOTE: My review was initiated solely on my observations on social media, and I have no connection to the reviewer. If the owner cares to respond to this issue directly, including their degree knowledge of the harassment campaign, I will gladly remove...
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