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Barely Disfigured
Description
Low-lit lounge featuring craft cocktails amid bordello-inspired decor in a one-time massage parlor.
Nearby attractions
Carroll Park
President St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Boerum Park
364 Warren St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Mosaic House
108 Wyckoff St, Brooklyn, NY 11237
Ayoon Brooklyn
331 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
PLAYDAY Cobble Hill
269 Baltic St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Nicholas Naquan Heyward Jr. Park
160 Wyckoff St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Brooklyn Church
420 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Brooklyn Public Library - Carroll Gardens Branch
396 Clinton St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Cobble Hill Park
Clinton St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
koartstudio
47 Bergen St #2, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Nearby restaurants
Karazishi Botan
255 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Bar BĆŖte
263 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Panzerotti Bites
235 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Malai
268 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Zombie Hut
273 Smith St #4739, Brooklyn, NY 11231
BIGTINY
244 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Wingbar
275 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Cubana CafƩ
272 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231, United States
White Maize
277 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Cafe Luluc
214 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Nearby local services
George's Barber Shop
266 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Books Are Magic
225 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Cobble Hill Cinemas
265 Court St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Brooklyn Magic Shop
281 Smith St Store Front, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Mercado Central NYC
354 Degraw St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Ahimsa Piercing Studio & BVLA Fine Jewelry
296 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Soon Beauty Lab
290 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Atlantic Halal Meat
282 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
The Boombox Bootcamp
243 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Persons of Interest - Carroll Gardens
299 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
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The Baltic Hotel
489 Baltic St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
NU Hotel Brooklyn
85 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Hilton Brooklyn New York
140 Schermerhorn St, Brooklyn, NY 11201
Fairfield by Marriott Inn & Suites New York Brooklyn
181 3rd Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Holiday Inn Brooklyn Downtown by IHG
300 Schermerhorn St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
Tru by Hilton Brooklyn
529 President St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
TownePlace Suites by Marriott New York Brooklyn
561 President St, Brooklyn, NY 11215
Ace Hotel Brooklyn
252 Schermerhorn St, Brooklyn, NY 11217
The Industrialist Hotel Gowanus Brooklyn, Sonder
651 Union St, Brooklyn, NY 11215, United States
Essence Hotel
611 Degraw St, Brooklyn, NY 11217, United States
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Barely Disfigured

257 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11231
4.7(369)$$$$
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Low-lit lounge featuring craft cocktails amid bordello-inspired decor in a one-time massage parlor.

attractions: Carroll Park, Boerum Park, Mosaic House, Ayoon Brooklyn, PLAYDAY Cobble Hill, Nicholas Naquan Heyward Jr. Park, Brooklyn Church, Brooklyn Public Library - Carroll Gardens Branch, Cobble Hill Park, koartstudio, restaurants: Karazishi Botan, Bar Bête, Panzerotti Bites, Malai, Zombie Hut, BIGTINY, Wingbar, Cubana Café, White Maize, Cafe Luluc, local businesses: George's Barber Shop, Books Are Magic, Cobble Hill Cinemas, Brooklyn Magic Shop, Mercado Central NYC, Ahimsa Piercing Studio & BVLA Fine Jewelry, Soon Beauty Lab, Atlantic Halal Meat, The Boombox Bootcamp, Persons of Interest - Carroll Gardens
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Phone
(718) 858-5646
Website
barelydisfigured.com
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Mon5 - 11:30 PMClosed

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Nearby attractions of Barely Disfigured

Carroll Park

Boerum Park

Mosaic House

Ayoon Brooklyn

PLAYDAY Cobble Hill

Nicholas Naquan Heyward Jr. Park

Brooklyn Church

Brooklyn Public Library - Carroll Gardens Branch

Cobble Hill Park

koartstudio

Carroll Park

Carroll Park

4.5

(493)

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Boerum Park

Boerum Park

4.2

(72)

Closed
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Mosaic House

Mosaic House

4.4

(39)

Open 24 hours
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Ayoon Brooklyn

Ayoon Brooklyn

5.0

(14)

Closed
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Nearby restaurants of Barely Disfigured

Karazishi Botan

Bar BĆŖte

Panzerotti Bites

Malai

Zombie Hut

BIGTINY

Wingbar

Cubana CafƩ

White Maize

Cafe Luluc

Karazishi Botan

Karazishi Botan

4.6

(186)

$$

Closed
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Bar BĆŖte

Bar BĆŖte

4.6

(226)

$$$$

Open until 12:00 AM
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Panzerotti Bites

Panzerotti Bites

4.9

(373)

$

Closed
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Malai

Malai

4.6

(401)

$$

Closed
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Nearby local services of Barely Disfigured

George's Barber Shop

Books Are Magic

Cobble Hill Cinemas

Brooklyn Magic Shop

Mercado Central NYC

Ahimsa Piercing Studio & BVLA Fine Jewelry

Soon Beauty Lab

Atlantic Halal Meat

The Boombox Bootcamp

Persons of Interest - Carroll Gardens

George's Barber Shop

George's Barber Shop

5.0

(453)

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Books Are Magic

Books Are Magic

4.8

(557)

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Cobble Hill Cinemas

Cobble Hill Cinemas

4.2

(757)

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Brooklyn Magic Shop

Brooklyn Magic Shop

5.0

(63)

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Reviews of Barely Disfigured

4.7
(369)
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3.0
50w

I was hesitant to write a review as the business mocked another person that left 3 stars but here goes. Two friends and I stopped in for a drink this past Saturday. It was busy but they found a space for us in the lounge. We ordered one round of drinks, which were incredible. The large group next to us was was about to leave. One of the men in that group, who seemed overserved, tripped and fell, knocking over their table, and all their glassware fell all around us. Obviously shit can happen. My issue is with how this one staff member treated us. This guy, who had previously micromanaged exactly which square foot we were to stand on while waiting for a table earlier, was pretty rude after we got covered in glass. We tried to return to our spot on the lounge after staff had it cleaned up, and after we had settled back in he told us to move again to give our corner seats to new guests. He also seemed like he was blaming us for the incident. We obliged anyway, and asked for new waters, as our original ones hadn’t been refreshed since the glass incident, and this request seemed to frustrate him. We decided to just leave after that, due to the stressful vibes, which also seemed to frustrate him. A bummer to drop $70 on one round to then get scolded by staff after having some drunk patron dump glass on you. My feet were bleeding all over Brooklyn later. Anyways, shout out to our specific server- she was lovely. And shout out to Zombie Hut down the block where we had a lovely time for the rest...

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1.0
2y

I was having a stroll finishing a cup of ice cream when I decided to check out this cool spot. Before I decided to stay and have a drink, I felt like checking the backyard, and the interior spaces of the bar. Randomly I struck up an interesting conversation with 2 people with whom we shared a common background. All of a sudden the waitress shows up, interrupts the conversation, and kind of forces me to decide whether I wanted a table or not. It felt awkward, like lacking tact or patience. Then she said it was not permitted to bring food from the outside. Instead of reading and understanding the situation and allowing some space and time for the client to decide (and for human beings to socialize) she kicked me out of the bar. Conversation finished abruptly. This was not cool and unlike NYC.

Other than that, the space is great and the interior decor inspiring. Ā Someone has put a lot of thought and effort and based on the other reviews, this place is cool and legit. It is just a pity the waitress handled the situation so poorly. Instead of allowing the flow of life to unfold, she was rather obnoxious and lacking empathy. Certainly, not the way to treat and invite a customer to have a drink.

Sunday,...

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2y

We went here for my partner’s birthday with a few friends and family last week (around 7-8 of us). Let me start off by saying, the drinks were good and we generally enjoyed the cocktails. The service was so bad, we wanted to get the hell out of there.

Since my partner and a family member had their birthdays in the same week, so we decided to have two rounds of shots to celebrate. We asked our waitress if we could get two rounds of shots. She curtly replied ā€œthis is not a dive barā€. And then proceeded to say something about how the bar is ā€˜fancier’. The subtext was clear. That pretty much set the mood for the evening.

We did not ask for free shots or ask anything for free. We just wanted two rounds of shots along with all the other drinks that we were going to order anyway. If you don’t want to serve two rounds at the same time - there are infinite more respectful ways to convey that to us. If you don’t want certain clientele - let the customers know so that we don’t have to sit through it. The disrespect and condescension was apparent for the rest of the time that we were there.

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