ā 1 star The Grill: Where Glamour Goes to Die
Iāve been coming to The Grill for years. Iāve always admired the spaceāthe architecture, the history, the romance of it all. It was once a jewel of New York dining. What I experienced last night was a total betrayal of that legacy.
I brought a friend visiting from Paris, hoping to share a bit of New Yorkās classic steakhouse magic. We were 15 minutes late due to a thunderstormāunderstandable in any major city. Instead of grace, we were met with smugness. āYour tableās been canceled,ā they saidāthen magically found one a minute later. The attitude? Suffocating.
Right before being seated, we were informed we had 75 minutes to finish dinner. Yes, a literal time limit on vintage champagne and prime rib. Are we at JFK or a steakhouse? The staff didnāt seem to care about providing an enjoyable or gracious experienceāit was a ticking clock to flip the table and maximize the bill, all while making you feel like an uninvited guest at your own dinner.
To make things worse, my guest has a disabilityāheās hard of hearing and deaf in one ear. Any time he asked for clarification or for someone to repeat themselves, they looked at him like he was an alien. The staff acted visibly annoyed, as though accommodating someoneās basic needs was somehow beneath them. Is this really how we treat people now? With irritation and contempt for needing to hear clearly in a loud restaurant?
Our other Parisian friend stopped by to say a quick hello and have a martini. We were at a large corner banquette with plenty of room, but were told she couldnāt join us unless we moved to the barāmid-dinner. So we were shuffled to a cocktail table the size of a Frisbee, surrounded by crowds and chaos.
And then came the piĆØce de rĆ©sistance: just as our prime rib arrivedāour grand, dramatic steakhouse momentāa very large man standing double-parked at the bar literally imposed his entire backside over our tiny table, and ripped a fart directly into our faces. We were crop-dusted with our dinner. We asked them to cancel the mains. They brought them anywayāplus extra food we didnāt order, as if force-feeding us would fix the experience.
The staff were visibly miserable. The energy was oppressive. The vibe? Like stepping into a haunted version of mid-century glamour where the ghosts have all quit out of frustration.
We spent over $1,000 on food for two and a martini for one, and left feeling disrespected, stressed, and honestlyāscammed.
If The Grill responds to this review, I fully expect the same cold, robotic, customer-service speak we received all night. A beautiful room doesnāt make up for soulless hospitality.
JFK and Marilyn would be rolling in their well-dressed graves if they saw what this place has become. And as for Sophia? She wonāt be jumping in the poolāthe...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreMajor Food Groupās āThe Grillā is one-of-a-kind. They do a phenomenal job to keep up with the history of the Four Seasons. Quick summary of my most recent experience:
The food is way above NYC average. To me The Grill serves the best steaks and other meats, such as ducklings, in the city. They are cooked to perfection, presented as one would expect. Prices are high, such as $90 for 20 oz. NY Strip Steak. Specialty meats, such as a Wagyu Ribeye, come in for $400 for some 40 oz.; side sides average at $17 ea and started around $30. The desserts were fine with a $15 Baked Alaska as the āstarā. But for having a famous pastry chef on board, there was nothing special about the desserts/ pastries at all. Nothing.
At our visit, the staff did not meet what one would expect. Your main server is a āCaptainā. Unfortunately, our captain Jason didnāt introduce himself with his name and was nothing more special than a server at Ruthās Chris. The sommelier, who was supposed to support us with our wine selection from the gigantic list of fine wines, was unfortunately either not willing or capable of finding good accompanying wines for our three courses. Not to forget that our white wine glasses were more or less constantly filled-up. A place like The Grill should know that, unlike red wine, white wine is only poured into an empty glass because of the different temperatures of glass and bottle. Not to forget that the cork from the bottle was not presented at the table.
Thereās plenty of other staff present as well doing a good job in providing fast and synchronous table service. Bringing salt and pepper grinders still took 5 minutes and two reminders. The supervisor of the restaurant service, or whatever his position title might be, was busy entertaining a table of models throughout the evening instead of monitoring his staff - at least in our opinion.
The noise level good with lovely 1950s music that was put together so well, one could think is was played live. At exactly 10pm the lights were dimmed and the music changed to much much louder lounge beats, which was both surprising and annoying.
Out final observation is about the bathrooms. There are only two for The Grill and neighboring The Pool. Two. It took forever to find a free bathroom since a black tie event in a private dining room had a very fun night with lots of their guests occupying these facilities for what felt like forever.
Overall it was a great evening, but we encountered a few unacceptable items in service that should not happen at a restaurant at this price level and...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreI came in for the Pasta a la Press after a holiday party up the street. Iāve dined here before, took my mom a couple weeks ago, had a nice time. I was informed that I canāt order the Pasta a la Press at the bar, and despite it being 9:20pm with many open tables, they couldnāt accommodate a party of one so that I could at least order the pasta at the table, have a couple bites, and take whatever I couldnāt finish home.
I understand the importance of ensuring guest experience and making sure that the dishes are served at their peak quality. But Iāve seen the presentation of the pasta many times, and had the pasta many times; itās what brought me in tonight.
Unfortunately, the restaurant was more interested in enforcing their policy rather than focusing on my satisfaction. I think this is a major oversight. If I were a food critic or professional reviewer, then Iād understand the restaurantās commitment to making sure the quality was 100%; but for someone like me, who has had the dish many times, I think itās unnecessary to be so staunch in their policies that they actually make me feel unwelcome and like Iāve asked them to do something that is offensive. I felt unwelcome and I felt like they didnāt want my business and in fact, it was pretty clear they didnāt want my business because I left empty handed and hungry.
Total bummer and Iāll definitely recount this experience to friends that Iād previously referred to The Grill. Letās just say I have policies off of my own when it comes to guest/client satisfaction, given that Iāve also worked in fine dining for nearly a decade and have brought those same fine dining skills to my professional career. There comes a point when the guest who is paying should be given what they want, even if it offends the chef. Maybe itās ordering a steak well done, or maybe itās ordering pasta a la while Iām not seated in the formal dining room. Either way, Iād rather go somewhere that I get what I pay for rather than being told that whatās on the menu isnāt available because Iām not seated 10 feet away at a table with...
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