Nick the Greek in St. George deserves a five gyro salute after tonight’s saga of heroism for the hummus.
My poor DoorDash driver, Mrs. Kayla, practically waged Greek mythology level warfare against a flock of angry geese in the parking lot just to snatch my takeout bag.
One goose was wielding a french fry like a dagger while a homeless guy asked her for “spare change” to fund his mysterious yacht project.
She karate kicked the chaos out of that bum, defended the tzatziki sauce, and sped off like Poseidon himself had a speed boat.
The food arrived intact, juicy lamb, crisp fries, and enough garlic sauce to ward off both vampires and government officials, sorry Tracey, your food is mine now!
Somewhere between my first bite and the last drizzle of that feta infused sauce, I realized the government shutdown had somehow delayed the app’s GPS, making her delivery route look like a map to Atlantis. Don’t ask why that turns me on.
But hey, when gyros taste this good, who needs federal funding anyway?
Mrs. Kayla, if you’re reading this, next time I’m tipping you...
Read moreMERÁKI Greek Grill – St. George, UT Hands down one of the best spots in town. The food is fresh, flavorful, and made with real care — you can taste it. I had the Steak Kalamakia platter with a side of shrimp and it was stacked with tender, perfectly seasoned meat, fluffy rice, and warm pita that didn’t fall apart. The tzatziki? Legit.
The portions are generous, the service is fast, and everything’s clean and organized. You can tell they take pride in what they do. Whether you’re eating in, grabbing takeout, or catering, this place delivers every time.
Favorites: Village Greek salad, chicken kalamaki, and the baklava ice cream — insane combo. If you want real Greek done right in southern Utah,...
Read moreFirst time eating here. The cashier was extremely helpful. He gave some suggestions of the popular ordered items. When he selects the item, a picture appears on the screen. That was so helpful. This is definitely not a place to go as an individual. The portions are sized for 2+ people. The entree that we ordered had 3 different side options. The clerk gave us the option to sample all 3. That was such a nice bonus because we had no idea what to order. The pitas were my favorite. The chicken had Greek spices and was what I expected from a Greek restaurant. The fries were ok. The rice was ok. The salad was ok. I would definitely eat here again as a date, but...
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