Five Guys — Restaurant in Tacoma

First time at five guys, and was quite an experience!

I looked at the menu, and picked order number. Then I was asked what I want in the burger.My response, everything. And she says I gotta choose what else goes in. In my head I was like “Listen lady, I don’t know how to make burgers, if I did I wouldn’t be here!”

Obviously I wouldn’t say that to her, she doesn’t get paid enough for that! Also, I’m hungry, I gotta hurry, and there is a guy behind me waiting on me to finish ordering. Little he knows how me and server are both confused!

You would think , saying something like “I want number 5” would be enough! Oh no, you gotta describe everything you want in the damn burger’ so I said, lattice, green paper and mayonnaise! Freaking mayonnaise man! Who puts mayonnaise in a burger?! The server tried so hard to hold the laugh in, but I could tell she was struggling not to laugh! Bruh, whatever! At this point please give me anything edible!

Want any fries? No actually I’d like onion rings (from reviews, sounds like these 5 guys are good at making onion rings than anywhere else drum rolls … McDo). Her response “ sorry, we ran out of onion rings” 🤦‍♂️

As far as I’m concerned, without those onion rings, you probably should change a name to 4 guys (I guess one quit and took all onion rings with him?) so to hide my embarrassment, I accepted fries 🍟!

The food didn’t take long to arrive. These fries are actually good! But they come in a blank cup, that looks like coffee cup! You would expect to have Five Guys ( I mean Four Guys) logo somewhere on it. I guess they are not a big fan of marketing!

Now you are probably wondering how is my Mayo based burger?! I haven’t tried it yet, but my expectations and very low! This order made me question my manhood! Crashed my self esteem to the core! Maybe I should go back and re-order? Maybe?

Well, wish me good luck! I’m worried my stomach will fight me if I eat it! But well, here...

Im giving this such a low rating. Becuase the price you pay is to much. I order a double bacon lettuce wrapped burger. Becuase Im on the keto diet. My brother got the same thing in a bowl. It came out to $20 for two burgers and two water cups. No fries or anything else. Im sorry but Red Robbin is cheaper and better. Their is tons of other places that make a burger for the same price.

Not only was the price ridiculous, for one burger but they messed up my order twice. I ordered a burger not a cheese burger. Im allegric to cheese. Well I made sure to let them know. In a nice possible way. I make a joke and just make everyone laugh about it. Becuase its weird not being lactose. Just allergic to cheese. Well I got my first burger with cheese and the guy was cool about it. He remaid it for me. But the second one didn't have bacon on it. At that point I didn't want to wait another 15 mins for a new burger. I was kinda mad, becuase I love a good bacon burger. And without bacon, I could just gone to McDonald's or someother...

It was $24 for burger fries and shake. I saw the menu so I was aware of the cost but in the end, they were out of strawberry, and while the fries were fresh and plentiful, it only seems a value if it's a quantity I would choose to eat and I threw away 30%. When asked about the burger, not knowing what the answer would mean, I said everything, and that was a mess that the bun was not designed to contend with. Pre virus with people as windbreaks, I'm sure the atmosphere was different, but I found the dining area cold and surrounded by international glowing reviews that seemed forced on the diner and for the life of me, I can't think of another chain that does this. If was a fair rated burger at a very high price, that I will order in the future but likely in a restaurant with comfortable booths and more diversity in the menu. What could you possibly put on a $11 hot dog not at a...