Jalapeno Joe's Taqueria — Restaurant in Texas

This place is terrible. I ordered food for my family around 6pm via Grubhub. The initial eta was 7:30. This was fine. Then, it moved to 8:09, 8:20, 8:45, and after 9. I contacted the restaurant and was told our food had been ready, but the driver hadn't come back yet. So, our food had been sitting there Lord knows how long. Then, the lady told my wife that she didn't have the driver's contact information to call him to give us a time frame of when we would receive our order. She said he calls her. That was absolutely RIDICULOUS and didn't make any sense. My wife was sure tell her that. We knew she was lying. She was more concerned that they closing soon although we ordered our food hours before closing. I had contacted grub hub and they were outraged especially because they had the driver's information from the restaurant. We canceled the order and got a refund. Customer service is not a...

The ladies in this little gas station taco stand are super sweet! I ordered a gordita de chicharon, a barbacoa taco, and a taco de chicharon. The gordita was delicious. It was filled with chicharon, a good smear of refried beans and a little queso! The gordita itself was tender on the inside with a little crispy texture on the outside. The taco de chicharon was the reason they lost a star. It was a little skimpy and the flour tortilla was not nearly as delicious as the corn (duh...I should have known that... Corn is King!). The Barbacoa was pretty tasty. The meat was tender and it was stuffed full! The corn tortilla was delicious. Slightly thicker masa texture. One of the best parts was the hot sauce. 3 varieties, green, red, and a more yellowy salsa. All spicy and super flavorful. All in all a great option for...

If words could describe the ecstasy of these tacos, they would say: Jesus came down and put his foot in these eggs. The cows responsible for the cheese was milked by the hands of Quetzalcoatl. The love in the salsa can soften the hearts of the oil and gas industry. The tortillas make me see colors I’ve never heard before. What’s that? You haven’t done your taxes? Jalapeño Joe’s. Marriage problems? Jalapeño Joe’s. Dry brittle hair? Jalapeño Joe’s. Search the skies and billboards for what you know to be the one true taco spot:...