Vogan's Alley Bistro — Restaurant in Tombstone

The coolest thing about this place is that it has a door that opens when you push the button, otherwise it's a dump. There are flies everywhere, in your face, in your food. The menu does not divulge in options they offer: for instance, it says a choice of seasoning/flavor for their wings, yet does not give you choices and the waitress did not know what they were. There were 4 of us that dined here, two of which we wanted to show a good time to because they came from out of town. 3 orders of wings were placed, and a basic burger with a side of onion rings, as well as two orders of their tator tots, finished with another side of onion rings. The wait time was bizarrely long for it not being a busy restaurant, and when the food came out, it was warm at best. The tator tots are heavily coated in their seasoning, which is just spices thrown together and called "cajun"-esque, and also frozen. One bite of the onion rings was all I took because they tasted like straight fish. After trying those two things, I did not have the heart to even attempt my burger that I could already tell lacked all flavor. To my pleasant surprise though, I was fortunate enough to find a hair in my tots after I had already made myself eat more than half the bowl. Suddenly we became painfully aware of how none of the staff were wearing hair nets. The others did not finish even half of their wings because they were bland and overcooked, even though they all had a different "flavor." They did not finish their tots either after seeing the hair in mine. The meal was pretty much over at that point. Although, our waitress was busy doing I'm not sure what, so it took her a good 20+ minutes to come and check on us again for us to even tell her what the issue was. She was nice enough to put all 4 of us on the same tab without asking, definitely didn't want to pay $80+ for a lunch I didn't eat.... I was also given $8 off for the inconvenience. $8 for eating someone else's hair. We were all kind of shocked by the interaction and the waitress did not come back so that we could pay, but who I am only guessing was the owner came out to apologize and comped all of our meals, save for the beers. Completely fair. Still one check. Overall it was an unpleasant experience with even worse food. Typical tourist attraction where the passion is in the money, not the food or service.

The icing on the cake was that my boyfriend left sick, went to bed sick, and woke up today sick. This was the only thing he...

Had a great experience inside and out! Showed up late for dinner and Martha took great care of us! She was attentive, funny, and knowledgeable of the place. House did not have everything after the busy holiday weekend, but that’s understandable; and Martha had quick fill ins and recommendations to compensate. Beers and Peach Mead were great and nice and cold. Food was hot and tasted great; burgers and fish were all cooked perfect. Our group tried a handful of sandwiches and burgers and each were very good. With the BEST onion rings I’ve had in a good while! We had the house made cinnamon ice cream over peach cobbler, the chocolate dipped key lime pie, and Christys Sticky Balls with chocolate ice cream that was divine! Key lime had the perfect sweet tart balance! Aesthetic of the place is wonderful from the outside entrance all the way to the golden silverware. Has the vibe of elegant, steampunk western bar. Did not have any complaints about our experience from beginning to end and definitely not a fly problem Planning to come back for breakfast before our trip is over as I can’t resist “Egg in...

Would give zero stars if possible. My party of seven was treated very poorly and crammed into a 4 person table. Hostess would not seat us elsewhere or split the table. Although it would've been nearly impossible to eat or have everyone's plate on the same table... we never got to find out, because we never got served. After quite a while of waiting (with staff sitting around), we never so much as got a glass of water. We all decided to leave and find another option. The hostess stood by and smirked as most of the party was walking out. I asked if they were short staffed and received no answer other than a continuous smirk. What a horrible experience. We've heard from others that they were treated horribly as well, but wanted to give a new business a chance. We are locals and eat in tombstone twice per week. Tombstone is not a good town to get a bad reputation (especially with locals) so hopefully they change their attitude... we won't be back...