Smokey Buns — Restaurant in Town of East Hampton

Spent a day in the Hamptons with a friend who brought us here. I was seriously disappointed. But let's start with the GOOD: The burger patties themselves were very juicy and flavorful. The atmosphere of the place was decent.

And unfortunately, that's where the positive ends. I ordered a D.I.Y. burger with lettuce and tomato only (Yeah, I'm boring... don't hold it against me). The burger had barely one slice of lettuce that didn't even cover the entire footprint of the burger patty itself. There was no slice of tomato, but instead a weird tomato paste-type substance (I guess they call it tomato jam?). It was highly disappointing in both flavor and texture.

The french fries were downright terrible. They were nothing more than frozen Ore-Ida brand-type shoestring fries that were so horrendously over-cooked that they were crunchy and far closer to the texture of potato chips, than french fries. I thought. maybe I had just an unlucky batch, but my friend's were the same, and the order I eyeballed at the next table down appeared the same.

I asked for a salt shaker. This place has no salt shakers or salt packets. Instead, the counter person scooped a small condiment cup with some flaky salt in it and handed it to me. WHAT?

FINALLY - we all ordered sodas. I honestly though there was a hidden camera somewhere and that I had been "punked" when we were all handed 8 ounce glass soda bottles. 8 ounces. Are you kidding me? For those keeping score, thats only 2/3 of the amount of soda you'd get in a regular 12 ounce CAN! I had to ration each sip to make sure I had enough left to wash down the horrendous french fries.

For being a place in the glitzy and glamorous Hamptons, I would have gotten a MUCH more satisfying meal at McDonalds, at probably half the price, and enough soft drink to get me through more than 2 or 3 bites of the meal.

Do yourself a favor. Skip this place.

Oh and PS - they surely do ask for a tip on their payment screen, despite you having to order at the counter and pick up your own food at the counter. I left a tip, but had I known how the experience would have turned out I definitely...

Really disappointed in a variety of ways with this place.

I came in this past Thursday and asked if I could get some food to go - the owner told me they are having a private party/event and to come back another day. If that is the case you should put a notice on the door.

So I followed up tonight to try here - I call in a # 4 for pickup as I am driving over which on the google menu says a Double cheeseburger ... the guy asks me if I want to add another patty and I am like what, its a double cheeseburger , he says its a 'Wiborg' I am like okay I just want a double cheeseburger ... he says okay would you like fries, I'm like sure.

I get there sure enough its something other than what I ordered. They have 2 different menus on google, with the old one being highlighted first ... not prepared for the summer season and ya so I pay extra for this burger that supposedly has roasted peppers and baconnaise - it didn't , just had the pepper jack.

The burger was really over cooked well done , not medium or medium rare like a normal 'smash' burger is. Total let down there, there fries are basically McDonalds fries - nothing special typical fast food junk.

Between the bad service, lack of commuincations, the menu being off on the web/google and the food being a let down I am over it.

Cool decor inside, sure. I can't speak on their ice cream services in the other room, probably on point - but there are so many ice cream places in town already so I could...

Went today at 12:15 for lunch. There were 2 people inside and 2 outside. I wondered why? There's pros and cons here. Pros? The food was very tasty and came out pretty quickly, considering the place was empty. It was quiet of course. We ordered the piggy, a cheeseburger and the chili cheese fries and 2 coke cans. Cons? The waitress didn't smile once. I know, it's Sunday and nobody wants to work. The piggy was pulled pork, with slaw and pickled red onions. 1 slice of pickled onion and 1/2 a teaspoon of slaw. You couldn't taste any of their flavors. You could also see the inside edges of the bun. That means there was not nearly enough pulled pork for a sandwich. Add some sauce to the pork too. It's supposed to drip when you bite it. The wife's burger was very good, yet it looked like a 2 1/2 oz burger patty. The chili cheese fries? Barely a drop of chili and the fries were fried like baked potato sticks. Way overcooked fries. The beer cheese was very good on the fries. All in all, for $60, I expected to be full when I left, but I wasn't. Cooking is my favorite past time and nobody leaves my house hungry. Lunch kind of put a damper on our Sunday ride to be honest. Give people their...