Eastbank Esplanade — Attraction in Portland

Greetings, fellow travelers, and welcome... to the Eastbank Esplanade, where the mundanely surreal reigns supreme.

Here, under the cloak of night, a unique brand of entertainment unfolds:

First, we encounter a group huddled around a makeshift screen, their faces illuminated by the flickering glow of a cult classic – Mr. Show.

Just a spittle's throw from this spectacle, a lone woman dances with fire, her movements a blend of grace and danger. Her audience, a modest gathering of four (perhaps five) souls, bears witness to this fiery communion, their faces mildly in awe.

And then, the inevitable: the whispers of illicit pleasures... a clandestine rendezvous unfolds, a furtive exchange of unknown substances, a testament to Portland's reputation as a haven for those seeking escape.

Nearby, another lost soul (eyes dilated and mind adrift) engages in a private communion with their chosen substance.

If that isn't enough, a crude transaction takes place: a sloppy and obvious exchange of goods and currencies.

Finally, we encounter a group of adolescents attempting to capture, on camera, what appears to be their first foray into joint-smoking. A poignant reminder that stupidity abounds!

So, dear traveler, venture forth! Explore the depths of the Eastbank Esplanade. Witness the bizarre, the beautiful (?), and the downtrodden.

And remember, in this corner of Portland, the not-so-unexpected...

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