The other day I was walking through the white house and this really well rested looking man could tell that I had been sleeping poorly and he stopped me and told me to to the select comfort store in corpus christi and see Marcus Muro.
While I thought that it was odd for a stranger to try to send me to a mattress store 1,624 miles away, I listened because I needed help. I had been sleeping so poorly that my girlfriend left me, I got demoted at my job and started to just live a life of wandering around the home of leaders hoping to get some guidance in between covid booster shots.
So, I gathered up my last $5,878 dollars to cover gas to see this Marcus Muro character and let me tell you what, I'd pay double that after the experience I had.
Marcus' voice was so soothing it almost felt like I hadn't been sleeping poorly for the last 9 years and 7 months. He held my hand fingers interlocked throughout the store until he knew I felt connected enough to a mattress to be released back on my own.
In the six hours since my bed has arrived I've gotten 11 matches on my farmers only account after only getting notifications that I've been blocked by different lady farmers for the last 4.5 months. I got two call backs for interviews with a hospital and a law firm to be their head doctor and lawyer despite having no formal education in either field. And, Ukrainian President Zelensky called me to ask if I would lead peace talks with Russia. Unfortunately I'm all booked up with the new God Of War release, but it's nice to have options.
Marcus Muro is my hero. I thank God for sending that stranger to send me his way at the White House. My only goal in life after beating God of War and all the side missions is to become successful enough to where I need to buy a bed from him every day.
Don't fall for traps of eating right, exercising, going to church or volunteering to good causes to make your life better. Just buy a bed from Marcus Muro.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, but if you didn't stop midway through to go buy a bed from him you...
Read moreDO NOT BUY IF YOU DONT WANT LIED TO! Called the night before we went into the store. Spoke to Marcus. Told him we lived in an rv travel trailer. That was no problem he said. We went in the next day to check out the bed and make the purchase. Again we told him we live in an rv travel trailer, and we would need evening delivery since my husband and I both work during the day. No problem he said. I guess he was really needing the commission tht day, because he ran our debit card. Then proceeds to tell us they can't deliver in the evening. Said they could deliver the 23rd but it would have to be during the day. The manager Mike then comes into the conversation saying it comes from Minnesota and there's no way it would be here to be delivered in the evening. The question to my husband and myself was, if it was here to be delivered during the day why wouldn't it be here to be delivered in the evening? But before we could even argue that point Marcus says "oh yeah I forgot, your gonna have to make some modifications to your rv in order for them to install it. Drill holes ext.. " why wasn't we told that from the beginning??? So with that and the delivery we cancel our order all together because #1 Marcus misled us into thinking they could just come install with no problem of it being an rv. No we have to drill holes in our rv. #2 delivery in the evening to accommodate their customers is to much to ask. So ok done deal cancelled. NOPE $1700 was still charged to our account today! So now we have to wait however long to...
Read moreI bought this bed thinking it would be good for aching back. It was awful. They would not take it back. I suffered with it as I spent a lot for the bed. I tried every number possible. Finally it went to the dump yesterday after I had my wonderful Cantwell mattress delivered. I had a Cantwell mattress before and loved it, so I am not sure why I switched, but it was a BIG mistake. The Cantwell mattress fit the adjustable frame, and in fact I found out Cantwell works on all the adjustable beds in and around Corpus. One of the selling points for the sleep number bed was a 25 year guarantee, but found out from my sister that means they will send you a part, and you fix it. I am happy now, and had the best night`s sleep since I made the mistake to get a sleep number bed. So glad it is now in the dump. I had spent many nights in my guest room because the bed was so bad. Do hope other folks do not make the...
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