All About Touch Massage 抓龙筋抓鳳筋清迈 — Local services in Chiang Mai Province

I've come here two or three times in November 2023, six times in January 2025 - visiting a total of 6 or 7 different girls. I liked this place during my first stay in Chiang Mai, so it was one of the reasons to choose a nearby accommodation the second time! I'll try to highlight some of the things from my 2025 visits I think are worth mentioning, some good, some bad, some mixed - in no particular order.

First, the consistency between girls for the same treatment - or what is describe on their website and what you'll actually get - is very low. Actually, I'm not sure this is bad as for me personally all the things on the menu only matched my desires somewhat, but it makes it hard to know what to expect. So sometimes I was a bit disappointed, other times I was very pleasantly surprised.

Communication and booking through Line was easy, they'd usually send me the day's schedule and pictures of all available girls (with new pictures every now and then). However, while initially the "start" time was the earliest time each girl was available, eventually I just received the day's schedule and when trying to make a booking I learned she's actually already booked until later in the day. Also, the usual girl at the reception was okay, but the other one seemed to dislike her job very much so. Well, no biggie, it's not Iike that's where you'll spend your time.

Then the classic. While the pictures they send are all real and current, it's still very hard to tell what her figure really looks like and it's definitely impossible to tell which girl has natural vs enhanced breasts. Not everyone has the same taste, and quite honestly, I think there's a girl for everyone in their roster, but sometimes I was a bit surprised when I saw the girl in reality. But again, the images are real, no complaints there. Of course, looks aren't everything, you won't be able to judge their skills from pictures anyway.

So yea, once or twice, the treatment wasn't really up to my expectations. However, most of the time it was as good or better than expected, and from two girls I got absolutely perfect treatment.

I would like to highlight three girls in particular.

Sonya's GoPro massage started with a rather boring sensual massage, but I've never received a better prostate massage in my life and had one of my best orgasms ever thanks to her. She's also incredibly cute and friendly. We didn't talk much, but her English seemed good.

Nadear just has stunning, natural breasts and she'll make sure breast lovers get their money's worth (but yes, touching them costs a little extra fee), very sure indeed, without forgetting to give little Johnny a nice treatment as well. She's also very sweet and kind. She was by far the most fluent in English of all the girls I visited, you can have a nice conversation with her if you like.

Nanny is the superstar, hand's down. She has a stunning body, but that's not even the best about her. Only a very few of my former girlfriends made intimacy feel so good, and I was almost convinced I've simply outgrown this feeling after entering my 30s but she brought it back big time. A real girlfriend experience (to be clear - as per the shop's rules and also silent mutual agreement, no kissing, no oral, no intercourse). Honestly, her treatment should be a separate menu item at twice the price of the Lingam Deluxe which I booked. I usually don't tip for receiving a service for which I already paid for, but she clearly delivered way beyond the promised, so I made sure to be generous. I wished I could visit her frequently, but my time in Chiang Mai comes to an end - otherwise I'd visit her as often as I could. The only downside is her limited...

Google Maps timeline records that this is my fifth visit to this massage shop. I found two problems today:

The towels and sheets were not replaced with new ones (Figure 1, Figure 2):

Through telephone communication, the clerk said, "Although they were not replaced with new ones, they were all very clean." I don't know if she would use such towels and sheets?

The name of the massage I did today was "karsai level 1", and the price was 1,500 baht (Figure 3). In the room, the masseuse said that if you want a happy ending, you need to pay more.

Through telephone communication, the clerk said, "Such a massage cannot have a happy ending. If you want it, you need to pay more for the masseuse."

In total, two problems were reported. It seems that it is not the problem of the massage shop or the masseuse, but my problem. Hahaha, this is very Asian style. The last time.

Updated on September 1, Thailand time:

The massage parlor’s reply was particularly shameless. They slandered me by saying that “the sheets and towels were taken after the massage was completed to deliberately retaliate against the massage parlor.” So now I will publish the time when the photos were taken: the payment time before the massage was 16:58 (Figure 4), and the photos were taken at 17:03 and 17:04 (Figures 5 and 6). This is the time recorded by the camera of the mobile phone, not the time I said. May I ask how you completed the massage in 4-5 minutes? I did not ask the masseuse to change the towels and sheets because I don’t want to argue with people like you.

The masseuse asked for an increase in price twice. The first time he asked me: I need to pay extra for the massage after taking off my clothes, and I refused; the second time was 20 minutes before the end of the massage, asking me: If it is a happy ending, I need to pay extra. It is not the “not much time left” as the massage parlor said. The massage parlor actually only provides 40-50 minutes of massage per hour.

Updated at 21:00 on September 1, Thailand time:

I have made it very clear about the time of payment and the time of taking the photos of the towels and sheets. Judging from the time, the dirty towels and sheets did happen before the massage, and I have repeatedly stated: I just don't want to bother with the kind of people in the massage shop.

However, my tolerance was used by the massage shop as an excuse for me to slander them. I believe that anyone who understands logic and 1+1=2 will understand what is going on. Only this massage shop would issue a disgusting response.

Updated at 10:00 on September 2, Thailand time:

I am shocked by the shameless updates of the massage parlor. It is just that the dirty towels and sheets are not changed; it is just a 1-hour massage, and the masseur only does it for 40-50 minutes; it is just that the masseur keeps asking for tips from the guests; it is just that the manager and masseur of a massage parlor are shameless.

Sorry, I don’t like to talk on the phone with such shameless managers and masseurs. It is a shame to talk on the phone with you. Please note:

I am not updating the review for you. You don’t deserve my update. I just want other...

Sorry for the late post. I travel to Chiang Mai every year (since 2018). I have known Sofia (but under a different name at a different establishment since then)

I really don't leave reviews when I visit places of this nature since I'm a very private person. And before anyone states that I'm a shill (last May, I sent Sofia a bunch of flowers mid May from Dahlia Dalee).

Anyhow I digress. I have had many treatments of karsai from Sofia at her previous establishment as well as most recently at All About Touch. She is many things (a true gem and a pleasure to meet) a thief is not one of them.

She, as well as every woman at this establishment, works in the service industry. Trust me, I don't know how I would feel in their shoes. I understand the expectations men (me included) have when they visit places like these.

Do yourself a favor, learn some Thai. I can read, write and speak Thai. I got a tutor and worked my butt off so I could truly enjoy my visits.

I will not stand by to see a lady's reputation tarnished. Being accused of being a thief is a harsh comment. I understand people's perceptions are their reality. You understood the situation your way and recounted the visit as well as your displeasure which is your right as a customer.

I'm sorry things didn't unfold as you would have liked.

However my experiences across many visits have been enjoyable.

Another thing to remember at any establishment like this one, your mileage may vary (YMMV)

I will return next year but later in the year. I'm never around for Songkran, 2026 that will change.

Again, to the owner and manager of All About Touch. I'm sorry my review is late in my posting. Also with me verifying the flowers that I sent last May one can see I have beento the shop in person. I enjoy my past visits and hope to experience a karsai treatment again with...