The Boulevard — Local services in Town of Amherst

I fist arrived at Target in the Boulevard Mall to purchase a television. Fist thing you should know it's not that easy to spot in normal traffic. Second the bus line that it is connected to The Boulevard Mall (34a) will not take you out there or bring you back after a certain time, the bus time to me is too early. Target doesn't close until 11:00pm the last bus heading back into the city is at 10:00pm. So thank the NFTA Target, because they're the reason why you don't have enough shoppers. Third the television I bought, was a 24 in" television for $108 and some change. I was frustrated because, there were no buses going back to buffalo and i was given a hard time with getting a cab to pick me. So at this point it's after 11, I finally get home to set up the television and as soon as I turn it on what's the first thing I see? You guessed it a cracked screen from bottom left to right top. I couldn't see nothing thing so what did I do you ask? The next day sent that sh*t right back. #check your tvs before you leave the store! Ask them to plug it up right in front of you or just get thrown on display, I mean those are the ones you know are...

I went to the mall to buy socks and somehow ended up emotionally invested in a kiosk selling phone cases shaped like avocados. The air smelled like cinnamon pretzels and distant regret. Every escalator seemed to lead to another Sephora. I walked in a loop so long I started greeting mannequins like old coworkers. A child in the food court dropped a slice of pizza, and ten pigeons materialized instantly, like nature’s cleanup crew.

A man at a massage chair kiosk tried to recruit me with the intensity of a cult leader. I told him I had trust issues; he told me they had Bluetooth. At one point, a random person handed me a sample of lotion that smelled like “tropical ambition.” I put it on my hands and immediately regretted being human. I tried to find an exit, but all paths led to the Auntie Anne’s line, which I eventually accepted as my new home.

After four hours, I left with no socks, one pretzel, and a profound awareness that malls are just emotional obstacle courses with better lighting. Would lose myself like Eminem in the early...

Upon walking into Target on the blvd today, I noticed there were lines at the checkouts almost wrapping around the store. No 6 feet distancing and way more people in one small area then should be. I don't know how they get away with this? I proceeded to turn around and walk right back out of the store, to insure my safe health. If there is any place where covid could be caught, it definitely was today here. Very poorly managed Target store. The last time I was in thisTarget store I had a bad experience and didn't plan on going back to this Target, but I gave it a shot. Never again though! I feel the state needs to come in and inspect this store for the amount of customers being allowed in the store, along with no 6 feet distancing when checking out, every one is right on top of each other and today there had to be at least 50 people in line, that does not count the other people in the shopping. Reget not snapping a photo of this to post. Would definitely not recommend...