Flam's — Restaurant in Paris

To say this restaurant was underwhelming is an overstatement. I came in here just today, and I had originally thought that I was going to enjoy a delicious meal with my good friends, and have quite a pleasant time. I must admit, we were catered to our food nicely, I shall give the restaurant that..

However, our food was absolutely ATROCTIOUS. We were delivered a salad which looked quite nice at first, but upon further inspection we found out that it both smelt like and tasted like it came from a sewer! It was presented nicely, however the taste did not match up to what I expected it to be.

The pizza was equally as bad, we were served a flat pizza, about as thin as a piece of cardboard, with the taste following along with that. There was a lack of sauce, and the cheese on it was both flavourless and disgusting. I had not expected the restaurant to get better, and follow through with the desert, however I was so mistakenly wrong, something I would come to be throughout my experience at Flams.

What was brought out next was utterly petrifying, chocolate pizza. However, it was not a chocolate pizza one should enjoy, it was a FLATBREAD CHOCOLATE + CINNAMON PIZZA. To say I was utterly and horrifically horrified is an understatement from my part. I believe that I almost cried at my table.

When I entered the toilet, I found out that the entire area was FLOODED. I was disgusted; and immediately left.

All in all. The food is horrible. The service is however, mediocre, it would be better if the food wasn’t so horrible. I can tell this restaurant is honest, as the owner of this not-so-fine establishment has responded to every single individual review, however. I do NOT...

Came here this evening with my grandmother on our last day in Paris. We sort of felt that (whomever made the menu) wasn't really sure what to feed vegetarians as neither of us have ever had cucumber in a baked pasta dish before!

However the goat cheese salad was very nice and the amber beer had good flavour.

My 2 cents was that the apple crumble was too sweet, especially since it comes with a rich vanilla ice cream. Needs some contrast. It was however, still good. 👍

As for service; we ordered our food and never saw our server again. Never was offered water. Waited, looked around for her; and then another server saw us sitting with empty dishes - took them away & offered us dessert and was helpful with any questions we had.

She was super, uber cute. I have to admit I was instantly smitten. I know she may never read this and it may be unorthodox 🤷‍♀️ but... It would be swell to be pen...

The food was good but my daughter has a severe nut allergy and we told the staff multiple times about her allergy and they said they understood and would let the kitchen know. Then when we got our dessert they had not told us anything about nuts in it so after asking them 3 times if there were anything with nuts in the menu we assumed that this was fine too. Nope. After my daughter had already eaten some of the dessert the lady comes out and tells us that there are nuts in it and that we should stop eating it. Then the lady comes back and tells us that there is not a lot in it so my daughters fine, Excuse me?!? Thats not how allergies work!!! My daughter is anaphylactic and the SMALLEST amount of any sort of nut could kill her. I was beyond mad that they were telling me that my daughter was fine and “forgot” about her allergy. Long story short NOT good communication and...