Happy Grill Restaurant Kamari — Restaurant in Municipality of Thira

Review Title: A Culinary Masterpiece (If Your Taste Buds Are on Vacation) If you're looking for a genuinely unique dining experience in Santorini—one that forces you to confront the very definition of "sustenance"—look no further! Our recent visit here was an absolute masterclass in understated flavor and culinary minimalism. The food, bless its heart, was technically "edible." Think of it as a philosophical exercise: can one truly survive on ingredients that possess the distinct quality of zero taste? The answer is yes, provided you arrive in a state of elevated consciousness where your primary dining goal is caloric intake, not enjoyment. Then came the pièce de résistance: the calamari. My children and I attempted to chew this magnificent dish, but we soon realized we were trying to complete an archaeological excavation. It had the distinct texture of having been born, raised, and ultimately preserved for posterity within the deep fryer. Upon delicately suggesting to our server that the calamari seemed slightly, shall we say, robust, and perhaps a bit too intimately acquainted with the boiling oil, we received the most profound and dismissive piece of wisdom: "It's typical calamari." Ah, of course! How could we be so ignorant? We were clearly expecting that atypical calamari—the kind that is tender, flavorful, and not reminiscent of old shoe leather. This establishment is simply committed to the authentic, traditional experience of chewing for sport. A perfect spot for those who hate flavor, love a good jaw workout, and appreciate a staff that is utterly unburdened by the need to pretend they care. The worst restaurant in Santorini? No, no, no. It's merely a challenging, thought-provoking journey into the bland abyss. Five stars for the existential dread! Would you like to try another sarcastic review for a different type of poor...

AVOID THIS PLACE WIDELY! We were frauded here!

On our last day of holiday in Santorini we decided to eat in this place. The Manager (or at least he claims he is) showed us a special offer from the board in front of the entrance and offered 2 free glasess of wine.

It turned out he did not brought us this offer. Instead we receive fat grilled meat sticks and soft cold frites.. The food was terrible.. I haven't eat nothing that fat and unteasty in my life... This should not be called Greek Food Restaurant..

At the end the bill for food was arund 50% higher than it should be and I'm not talking about additives or starters. We did not even have that much in our last day. We missed 0.5 euro. The manager took all the remaining funds from our account..

Last day of vacation and such an unpleasant experience.. AVOID THIS...

We should have read the reviews before getting here. We saw the 4.6 star overall rating and decided to have lunch here after a long day of travelling.

We chose grilled octopus which was terribly chewy. And the taste wasn't proportional to the price honestly!!!

The sword fish was bad too! It was totally bland and it felt like eating rubber! The sea bream was the only good thing amongst everything we ordered. The fried calamari / squid was also not that great.

We came across several other good restaurants as we moved closer to the shore for which we had to spend another good amount to feel content with the food !

On the bright side, the stuffed vine leaves and the tsaziki were good. We got orange cakes on the house and...