PIZZARIA DO BAIRRO — Restaurant in Lisbon

If your expectations are low and your blood alcohol level is high, this place delivers exactly what you need. With zero competition for drunk munchies after 2am in Lisbon, they could easily get away with slapping canned dog food on a tortilla, tossing on some cheese, and calling it a night — but thankfully, they aim (slightly) higher.

The bacon pizza? Meh — the weakest of the bunch. But the two spicy salami options? Respectably tasty, especially under the circumstances. The dough and tomato sauce? Not amazing, not tragic. Solidly in the “acceptable when drunk” category.

But let’s talk about the real MVP: the young lady running the show behind the counter. Watching her juggle orders, slices, and chaos with surgical precision was like witnessing Gordon Ramsay in a Red Bull ad. Operational mastery: 100/100. No joke — she...

Terrible service. Rude cashier; halfway between me placing order she turned around with no explanation or apology to turn a pizza in the oven and speak to a colleague. Then looked insulted when I said I didnt have change despite her refusing to retry my working card after it was declined during a swipe transaction for a chip and pin card.

Expensive for simple sourdough pizza... to compare I have paid less in Central London.

Pizza itself...

It's a pity this small pizzeria is a bit hidden because it's excellent! I've visited it several times over the last years and always experienced friendly service and delicious pizza and I never payed much. Also very good for a snack....