Noodle Express — Restaurant in London

Used this place for the first time a few days ago. Found it via HungryHouse. The positive point to make is that the food came very fast. I suppose that's why it's called Noodle Xpress. But I would much rather have waited for freshly cooked food and this all felt reheated. So, sadly, we didn't much like it. To start, with one dish they sent us something we didn't order instead of what we did want. Then, unforgiveably, the deep fried tofu was like tired old leather and horrible to eat. I get really annoyed when restaurants don't supply really fresh tofu because freezing it just ruins it. Some dishes were OK but nothing had any really tasty flavour, even the vegetable spring rolls tasted stale. So we won't...

Just ordered this on uber eats.

No joke this has to be the worst chinese food I've ever eaten !! The grease on the rice was so overpowering I just couldn't eat it ! And i was only egg fried rice nothing special about it so shouldn't have been that greasy !! Literally no taste of it but bloody grease

Honey ribs had little to no taste ! Hard to chew !

Misses had sweet and sour chicken and fried rice and even that she couldn't eat!!

Waste of 20£

Would advise you to order somewhere else because if the egg fried rice and ribs was this bad I cannot begin to imagine the rest of the food....

I had 2 bad experiences from ordering from this terrible place.

1st Bad experience: I ordered ribs and rice and the rice was missing....the shop was closed by the time I realised.

2nd Bad experience: after I placed my order....I immediately forgot that I didn't add prawn crackers to my order & I asked the lady can I please add prawn crackers to my order & she took the money and aggressively slammed the change which consisted of coins into my hand. I was very upset about this and I will never go back there...I'm pretty sure that had something to do...