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Red Lobster — Restaurant in City of Yonkers

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Red Lobster
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Nearby attractions
Slide City Waterpark
8000 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
Sunglass Hut
6000 Mall Walk Spc 1030, Yonkers, NY 10704
FUNBOX YONKERS
8000 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
Sunglass Hut at Macy's
800 Central Park Ave, Yonkers, NY 10704
Fleetwood Plaza Shopping Center
850 Bronx River Rd, Yonkers, NY 10708
Olive from the Raw
510 Kimball Ave, Yonkers, NY 10704
Nearby restaurants
Mito Hibachi
8000 Mall Walk Unit# 5A50, Yonkers, NY 10704
Shake Shack Cross County
8000 Mall Walk #2090, Yonkers, NY 10704
Chi Chicken
6 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
Olive Garden Italian Restaurant
9025 Xavier Dr, Yonkers, NY 10704
Panda Express
3080 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
Chipotle Mexican Grill
5510 Xavier Dr Space 5A10, Yonkers, NY 10704, United States
Starbucks
Cross County Shopping Center, 8000 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
LongHorn Steakhouse
9055 Xavier Dr, Yonkers, NY 10704
Sarku Japan
Space 3090 and 3020A, Cross County Shopping Center, 8000 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
Applebee's Grill + Bar
8000, 1010 Mall Walk West, Yonkers, NY 10704
Nearby hotels
Hyatt Place New York/Yonkers
7000 Mall Walk, Yonkers, NY 10704
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Red Lobster
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Red Lobster

CROSS COUNTY MALL, 5135 Xavier Dr, Yonkers, NY 10704
4.1(1.3K)$$$$
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attractions: Slide City Waterpark, Sunglass Hut, FUNBOX YONKERS, Sunglass Hut at Macy's, Fleetwood Plaza Shopping Center, Olive from the Raw, restaurants: Mito Hibachi, Shake Shack Cross County, Chi Chicken, Olive Garden Italian Restaurant, Panda Express, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Starbucks, LongHorn Steakhouse, Sarku Japan, Applebee's Grill + Bar
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Phone
(914) 965-7190
Website
redlobster.com

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Featured dishes

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MONDAY Lobster & Shrimp
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TUESDAY Snow Crab Legs
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WEDNESDAY Steak & Lobster
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THURSDAY Shrimp Or Chicken Alfredo
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FRIDAY: Fish & Chips
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Sesame-Soy Salmon * Bowl
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Garlic Shrimp Scampi
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Wild-Caught Crunch-Fried Flounder
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Sailor's Platter
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Endless Soup, Salad & Cheddar Bay Biscuits
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Popcorn Shrimp
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Southwest Shrimp Bowl
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Walts Favorite Shrimp
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Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp
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Seasoned Broccoli
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Coleslaw
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Chesapeake Fries
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Baked Potato
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Mashed Potatoes
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Hush Puppies
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Bacon Mac & Cheese
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Crispy Brussels Sprouts
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Roasted Asparagus
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Caesar Or House Side Salad
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Lobster-Topped Baked Potato
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Brownie Overboard
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Strawberry Cheesecake Bliss
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Chocolate Wave
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Key Lime Pie
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Sunset Passion Colada
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Tito's Twisted Strawberry Lemonade
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Main Deck Margarita Flight
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Sunset Passion Colada
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Main Deck Margarita Flight
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Snow Globe SANGRIA
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Lobster Flatbread
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Black Tiger Shrimp Cocktail
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Crispy Dragon Calamari
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Hand-Breaded Calamari
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Crispy Dragon Shrimp
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Crab Queso
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Lobster Dip
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Mozzarella Cheesesticks
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Seafood-Stuffed Mushrooms
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Parrot Isle Jumbo Coconut Shrimp
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New England Clam Chowder
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NEW Popcorn Shrimp
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Lobster Bisque
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Selections
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Seaside Shrimp Trio
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Cajun Chicken Linguini Alfredo
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Shrimp Linguini Alfredo
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Crab Carbonara
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Lobster & Shrimp Linguini
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Lobster Pappardelle Pasta
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Sesame-Soy Salmon* Bowl
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Southwest Shrimp Bowl
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Chicken Caesar Salad
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Salmon New Orleans
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Fish & Chips
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Crunch-Fried Flounder Sandwich
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Wild-Caught Crunch-Fried Flounder
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Grilled Atlantic Salmon
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Parmesan-Crusted Chicken
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Bacon Cheeseburger
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7 Oz. Sirloin
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6 Oz. Filet Mignon
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Lobster Lover's Duo
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Steamed Live Maine Lobster
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Admiral's Feast
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Maine Lobster Tail
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Rock Lobster Tail
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Snow Crab Legs
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Garlic Shrimp Scampi
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Grilled Shrimp
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Bacon-Wrapped Sea Scallops

Reviews

Nearby attractions of Red Lobster

Slide City Waterpark

Sunglass Hut

FUNBOX YONKERS

Sunglass Hut at Macy's

Fleetwood Plaza Shopping Center

Olive from the Raw

Slide City Waterpark

Slide City Waterpark

4.5

(74)

Open 24 hours
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Sunglass Hut

Sunglass Hut

4.5

(58)

Open 24 hours
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FUNBOX YONKERS

FUNBOX YONKERS

3.5

(62)

Open 24 hours
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Sunglass Hut at Macy's

Sunglass Hut at Macy's

4.1

(21)

Open until 9:00 PM
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Tue, Dec 9 • 10:00 AM
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Intelligent Singles Mixer at Michelin Star Restaurant in Rye NY!
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Thu, Dec 11 • 7:00 PM
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Nearby restaurants of Red Lobster

Mito Hibachi

Shake Shack Cross County

Chi Chicken

Olive Garden Italian Restaurant

Panda Express

Chipotle Mexican Grill

Starbucks

LongHorn Steakhouse

Sarku Japan

Applebee's Grill + Bar

Mito Hibachi

Mito Hibachi

4.1

(468)

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Shake Shack Cross County

Shake Shack Cross County

4.2

(1.4K)

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Chi Chicken

Chi Chicken

4.0

(79)

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Olive Garden Italian Restaurant

Olive Garden Italian Restaurant

4.2

(2.1K)

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MoeMoe
$49.99 “Feast”? More Like “Create Your Own Regret” — Cold Food, Raw Meat, and a Side of Neglect I ordered the “Create Your Own Feast” for $49.99 — and what I got was less “dinner” and more a test of intestinal fortitude. If Gordon Ramsay had been there, he would've ripped the menu in half, slammed it on the table, and told the chef to shut it down before someone gets food poisoning — just like he’s done on Kitchen Nightmares. The steak, ordered medium, came out cold and bloody — so undercooked, I’m pretty sure I heard the cow moo. Ramsay would’ve screamed: “It’s so raw, it’s still got a tag on its ear!” I asked the server to send it back — and he looked at me like I’d asked him to rebuild the restaurant from scratch. It took 10 minutes to return, while the rest of my food sat there like roadkill on a heat lamp vacation. The lobster tail? Translucent, rubbery, and very much not cooked. Ramsay would've howled: “It’s RAW! IT’S RAW!!!” The shrimp and fries were both cold — like they’d been plated for someone else who walked out, and I got the leftovers rerouted to me. “Cold, lifeless, and depressing — like the service.” The tartar sauce tasted sour — not tangy, sour. Like it had its own expiration countdown actively ticking. And then the water situation: I asked for a glass FOUR times. Nothing. At this point, I was about ready to lick condensation off the windows. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse — someone in our party ordered the crab legs. No crab cracker provided. When we asked for one, they brought... another knife. Seriously. Ramsay would’ve thrown his hands in the air and shouted: “You’re serving crab with no cracker?! What do you expect them to do — arm wrestle the shell open?!” How does a national seafood chain serve hard-shell crab and then leave you to battle it with a butter knife like it’s a medieval escape room challenge? I honestly expected them to hand me a paperclip and wish me luck. Then came the men’s room — and that might’ve been the most offensive course of the night. It smelled like seafood was being stored under the urinal. I nearly turned back and reported it to FEMA. The service? Absolutely dreadful. The waiter barely came to the table — unless you count the one moment he showed up just long enough to look annoyed when I dared to return the mooing steak. After that, he vanished like a magician after bombing an open mic. Red Lobster, just rename this special “Create Your Own Regret” — it comes with cold meat, raw seafood, zero hydration, a butter-knife battle with crab legs, and a bathroom that qualifies as a psychological thriller. I’m genuinely shocked the Board of Health hasn’t roped this place off with yellow tape.
Iris PaganIris Pagan
Came here on a last minute date with my boyfriend. It was my first time visiting any red lobster establishment so I had high hopes. We were seated after a 20 min wait.. understandable as it was packed. After being seated, we were provided with the menus &waited OVER 30 minutes for someone to arrive to take our order. Granted my boyfriend approached two different employees to let them know we had been waiting for a while and we were ignored. After all that time our server Gabriella arrived. She apologized and said there had been a mix up in regards to who our server was going to be. She took our orders promptly and we waited another 30 minutes for our food to arrive. Gabriella came by to inform us that our food was delayed which understood as it was a full house that past Sunday evening. She offered us additional biscuits which we appreciated but denied as they were way too good and we’d probably end up not being able to eat our main course. The food arrived and well it was pretty great. I ordered the make your combination — sirloin steak & the garlic shrimp scampi and my bf ordered the ultimate seafood platter. My order came with a side of mash which came kind of cold but everything else was hot & tasted great. My bf said all of his food was great except the rice which was he didn’t even care about anyways. Overall, the restaurant is poorly organized which is why there is a 30+ minute wait for everything. Gabriella was very attentive and made up for the original mix up. Would of taken off 3 stars for the overall wait but the food/service each made up for some of the experience. Probably wouldn’t return here but will definitely check out another red lobster to compare experiences.
Aisha HarrisAisha Harris
Arrived at 8:30, well over an hour before they closed, but the waiter, who doubles as the bar tender it seems, was more concerned with closing and cleaning the bar than actually getting my order correct. Brought out two wrong dishes and by the time the manager (who admittedly, was helpful) got us the correct order it was almost 10pm. Now for the food- literally the WORST red lobster food I’ve ever had. The biscuits were doughy and undercooked and the flavor was just very off, as if they used a different batter or recipe or something than other red lobsters. It was weird. Then the seasoning on both the crab legs and the seafood boil was very off as well. The crab legs were supposed to be on a bed of “crispy” potatoes. As the pic demonstrates, they were soggy potatoes doused in oil and butter. The crablegs themselves were very dry. The seafood boil was just alright, I’d say a 5 out of 10 compared to the Times Square location. The flavor just wasn’t there. Even something as simple as the Caesar salad was gross because something was very different and off with their dressing, almost tasted more like blue cheese than real Caesar dressing. Overall, beyond disappointing experience
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$49.99 “Feast”? More Like “Create Your Own Regret” — Cold Food, Raw Meat, and a Side of Neglect I ordered the “Create Your Own Feast” for $49.99 — and what I got was less “dinner” and more a test of intestinal fortitude. If Gordon Ramsay had been there, he would've ripped the menu in half, slammed it on the table, and told the chef to shut it down before someone gets food poisoning — just like he’s done on Kitchen Nightmares. The steak, ordered medium, came out cold and bloody — so undercooked, I’m pretty sure I heard the cow moo. Ramsay would’ve screamed: “It’s so raw, it’s still got a tag on its ear!” I asked the server to send it back — and he looked at me like I’d asked him to rebuild the restaurant from scratch. It took 10 minutes to return, while the rest of my food sat there like roadkill on a heat lamp vacation. The lobster tail? Translucent, rubbery, and very much not cooked. Ramsay would've howled: “It’s RAW! IT’S RAW!!!” The shrimp and fries were both cold — like they’d been plated for someone else who walked out, and I got the leftovers rerouted to me. “Cold, lifeless, and depressing — like the service.” The tartar sauce tasted sour — not tangy, sour. Like it had its own expiration countdown actively ticking. And then the water situation: I asked for a glass FOUR times. Nothing. At this point, I was about ready to lick condensation off the windows. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse — someone in our party ordered the crab legs. No crab cracker provided. When we asked for one, they brought... another knife. Seriously. Ramsay would’ve thrown his hands in the air and shouted: “You’re serving crab with no cracker?! What do you expect them to do — arm wrestle the shell open?!” How does a national seafood chain serve hard-shell crab and then leave you to battle it with a butter knife like it’s a medieval escape room challenge? I honestly expected them to hand me a paperclip and wish me luck. Then came the men’s room — and that might’ve been the most offensive course of the night. It smelled like seafood was being stored under the urinal. I nearly turned back and reported it to FEMA. The service? Absolutely dreadful. The waiter barely came to the table — unless you count the one moment he showed up just long enough to look annoyed when I dared to return the mooing steak. After that, he vanished like a magician after bombing an open mic. Red Lobster, just rename this special “Create Your Own Regret” — it comes with cold meat, raw seafood, zero hydration, a butter-knife battle with crab legs, and a bathroom that qualifies as a psychological thriller. I’m genuinely shocked the Board of Health hasn’t roped this place off with yellow tape.
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Came here on a last minute date with my boyfriend. It was my first time visiting any red lobster establishment so I had high hopes. We were seated after a 20 min wait.. understandable as it was packed. After being seated, we were provided with the menus &waited OVER 30 minutes for someone to arrive to take our order. Granted my boyfriend approached two different employees to let them know we had been waiting for a while and we were ignored. After all that time our server Gabriella arrived. She apologized and said there had been a mix up in regards to who our server was going to be. She took our orders promptly and we waited another 30 minutes for our food to arrive. Gabriella came by to inform us that our food was delayed which understood as it was a full house that past Sunday evening. She offered us additional biscuits which we appreciated but denied as they were way too good and we’d probably end up not being able to eat our main course. The food arrived and well it was pretty great. I ordered the make your combination — sirloin steak & the garlic shrimp scampi and my bf ordered the ultimate seafood platter. My order came with a side of mash which came kind of cold but everything else was hot & tasted great. My bf said all of his food was great except the rice which was he didn’t even care about anyways. Overall, the restaurant is poorly organized which is why there is a 30+ minute wait for everything. Gabriella was very attentive and made up for the original mix up. Would of taken off 3 stars for the overall wait but the food/service each made up for some of the experience. Probably wouldn’t return here but will definitely check out another red lobster to compare experiences.
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Arrived at 8:30, well over an hour before they closed, but the waiter, who doubles as the bar tender it seems, was more concerned with closing and cleaning the bar than actually getting my order correct. Brought out two wrong dishes and by the time the manager (who admittedly, was helpful) got us the correct order it was almost 10pm. Now for the food- literally the WORST red lobster food I’ve ever had. The biscuits were doughy and undercooked and the flavor was just very off, as if they used a different batter or recipe or something than other red lobsters. It was weird. Then the seasoning on both the crab legs and the seafood boil was very off as well. The crab legs were supposed to be on a bed of “crispy” potatoes. As the pic demonstrates, they were soggy potatoes doused in oil and butter. The crablegs themselves were very dry. The seafood boil was just alright, I’d say a 5 out of 10 compared to the Times Square location. The flavor just wasn’t there. Even something as simple as the Caesar salad was gross because something was very different and off with their dressing, almost tasted more like blue cheese than real Caesar dressing. Overall, beyond disappointing experience
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4.1
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1.0
35w

I visited Red Lobster in Cross County on Tuesday, April 1st with my daughter, friend, and her son. Although I’d never been to this location before, I was in the mood for salmon. From the start, service was chaotic and inattentive. Our server (whose name I don’t recall because she barely showed up) took our drink orders while we were still deciding on food. After bringing the drinks, we placed our order—but then waited nearly an hour for the food with no updates, check-ins, or refills.

When my salmon plate finally arrived, it looked like someone else’s leftovers. It had grains of rice scattered across it (I ordered mashed potatoes), and a portion of the salmon was missing. It looked like a plate that had been returned and reused. I was so shocked and upset, I didn’t even think to take a picture—I immediately flagged down the busboy (since the waitress had vanished), and he agreed it was unacceptable. He took it back and told me it would take time to get a new one. I agreed to wait.

Thirty minutes later, the second plate arrived. The presentation was slightly better, but once I cut into it, I saw the middle was raw. I was beyond frustrated. This time I took a photo and asked to speak to the supervisor. Again, the waitress was nowhere to be found and had not once checked on us during the entire meal. The supervisor was apologetic, confirmed the salmon was undercooked, and offered to bring something else. I declined. She kindly comped the salmon and gave me a $22 family discount for the inconvenience, which I appreciated—but the night was already ruined.

Oddly, the most professional staff were the busboys—a young Dominican man and woman—who noticed my frustration and checked in with genuine concern. Their kindness stood out in an otherwise terrible experience.

Even after all that, we waited another 25 minutes just to pay. I had to bring the check and my card to the counter myself because the waitress, supervisor, and manager had all disappeared. Then, out of nowhere, the waitress came back and said, “So, I charged you twice,” explaining she’d added the salmon to my bill—not knowing it had already been comped. I explained everything, and instead of apologizing, she huffed, crumpled the receipt, and walked off. She returned, said she fixed it, and handed me multiple receipts, telling me to “just sign any.” Then she pointed to the tip suggestions like she expected one.

If she genuinely believed she deserved a tip after all that, she needs to rethink her role in hospitality. Poor attitude, zero accountability, and an awful experience from start to finish. I left no tip—and I have no regrets.

Bottom line: this was one of the most frustrating and disappointing restaurant experiences I’ve had in years. Red Lobster management needs to take a hard look at who they’re hiring and how they’re training staff. The only thing that saved this from being a total disaster was the kindness of the busboys. Everything else? Completely...

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2.0
1y

I have to say that Red Lobster as a whole has really gone down hill, it's nothing like it used to be. I guess that's what chain restaurants are becoming lately. First, I have to say that I am a Fine Dining Executive Chef and the only time that I come to chain restaurants is because my youngest daughter loves trying them.

With that said, we have come to a point and time where just to be greeted with a smile is too much to ask for, you are greeted with a "how many?" And no eye contact whatsoever, then you are seated. This place was very dark inside, the lights were way too dim. It's come to the point that when I see that there aren't any utensils on the table, I wait to see if the waiter or waitress or busboy will realize it.

Before I go further, I have to say that our waitress was very pleasant.

Now, red lobster prices have gone up, but that is due to rent and the cost of food rising, but that cost increase doesn't come with attentiveness, focus on food at all.

Our food took a while to come, and when it finally did, the disappointment that was felt was incredible.

My Lobster past fish was $30 something and my daughter's fried shrimp and lobster was around the same price. The one thing I hate, and I know hate is a very strong word, but I hate when any food that I order is kept under a heating lamp for a long time, it discolors the pasta after 2 minutes, it completely destroys the sauce, and that's what happened, the fried food that my daughter received was over fried and then left under a heating lamp as well, three shrimps, and hard to chew lobster, once lobster is over cooked, you're better off eating a sponge, because that's the texture that the lobster becomes when over cooked

Now this red lobster is in a prime location, and I know it can get very busy, I know that employee turnover is high, and I know it's one of those things that you have to hire out of desperation. However, training must be done especially when dealing with chemicals. The busboy who cleaned the tables was spraying to far away from the table while people were eating, this chemical travels and will contaminate food even from a 20 foot distance.

Back to the utensils, we ended up getting our utensils when our food came because we had to ask for them.

It's a shame what chain restaurants are becoming, or shall I say forced to become. Prices go up, they spend so much money on these beautiful colorful menus, when they should focus on figuring out a proper training system, when they should have a manager constantly on the floor observing what is going on, or have a lead observe if the manager is forced to be in the office to do paperwork.

Let's just say that I will not come back to any red lobster as this seems to be a constant issue all around for them. Places like this that make money based on location and not great food and service will soon...

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1.0
15w

$49.99 “Feast”? More Like “Create Your Own Regret” — Cold Food, Raw Meat, and a Side of Neglect

I ordered the “Create Your Own Feast” for $49.99 — and what I got was less “dinner” and more a test of intestinal fortitude. If Gordon Ramsay had been there, he would've ripped the menu in half, slammed it on the table, and told the chef to shut it down before someone gets food poisoning — just like he’s done on Kitchen Nightmares.

The steak, ordered medium, came out cold and bloody — so undercooked, I’m pretty sure I heard the cow moo.

Ramsay would’ve screamed: “It’s so raw, it’s still got a tag on its ear!”

I asked the server to send it back — and he looked at me like I’d asked him to rebuild the restaurant from scratch. It took 10 minutes to return, while the rest of my food sat there like roadkill on a heat lamp vacation.

The lobster tail? Translucent, rubbery, and very much not cooked.

Ramsay would've howled: “It’s RAW! IT’S RAW!!!”

The shrimp and fries were both cold — like they’d been plated for someone else who walked out, and I got the leftovers rerouted to me.

“Cold, lifeless, and depressing — like the service.”

The tartar sauce tasted sour — not tangy, sour. Like it had its own expiration countdown actively ticking.

And then the water situation: I asked for a glass FOUR times. Nothing. At this point, I was about ready to lick condensation off the windows.

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse — someone in our party ordered the crab legs. No crab cracker provided. When we asked for one, they brought... another knife. Seriously.

Ramsay would’ve thrown his hands in the air and shouted: “You’re serving crab with no cracker?! What do you expect them to do — arm wrestle the shell open?!”

How does a national seafood chain serve hard-shell crab and then leave you to battle it with a butter knife like it’s a medieval escape room challenge? I honestly expected them to hand me a paperclip and wish me luck.

Then came the men’s room — and that might’ve been the most offensive course of the night. It smelled like seafood was being stored under the urinal. I nearly turned back and reported it to FEMA.

The service? Absolutely dreadful. The waiter barely came to the table — unless you count the one moment he showed up just long enough to look annoyed when I dared to return the mooing steak. After that, he vanished like a magician after bombing an open mic.

Red Lobster, just rename this special “Create Your Own Regret” — it comes with cold meat, raw seafood, zero hydration, a butter-knife battle with crab legs, and a bathroom that qualifies as a psychological thriller.

I’m genuinely shocked the Board of Health hasn’t roped this place off with...

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