Christie's Cabaret Cleveland — Restaurant in Cleveland

This establishment is super super pricy compared to the nearby clubs. That's perfectly fine, and don't get me wrong here. Let me explain what happened and you guys be prepared when you go. The establishment does't post the prices online (either through a website or instagram or in google). So it's easy to underestimate the prices. Please bring upwards of $450+ in order to have a somewhat decent experience.

As per the menu, private dances start from $30 for a song. But you can never get them from an entertainer! All the girls here are willing to perform only for a start of 30 mins or above - $320 for 30 mins and $600 for 60 mins. (Prices may vary over time. The above prices are from the day I visited the club). A "not so good looking" girl was willing to perform for 15 mins for $175.

Although the club's menu states "1 song for $30", you can't get that from anyone. Sad thing is, I learnt this the hard way... LoL

So please bring more cash of $450+ otherwise you get nothing out of this place. If I had knew the prices earlier, I would have went well prepared for it!

Given the stringent strp laws in ohio, regarding full ndes, the prices seem pretty expensive! When you are not allowed to touch the dancers when bottom's down, I don't see a point in such high prices.

What else happened to me was that, the girls here seem to pay a hefty price to perform at the club. So they are a bit annoying at times. During busy hours like weekend nights, girls are busy and it takes time for them to approach you. I was not approached for about 10-15 mins because of busy hours. Then, the first girl who approached me was not so good looking. But she was desperate. I was being polite at the club, and said I wanted some more time, she said "You've been here for a while!" How do I tell her that the ones I was interested to go with are occupied with other guests and that she was the first one to approach me! In spite of it being "a while"!

I couldn't answer her, and I received an annoying comment from her - a thumbs down, which was rude! But I totally understand her. I don't complain. I respect her disappointment. But in my defence, I was prepared to spend but was not approached in-spite of "gentleman" looks. Whose fault is that?

Such a bad day I had!

I request the club to please post the prices online in instagram or website and make sure the girls adhere to those prices! It's disappointing to ask a girl who says, "Although the menu states so, I am up only for 30 mins or higher". If every girl says so, why am I seeing other lower prices...

wow, the 5-star- review, two below mine, posted with stellar detail and and at length with incredible accuracy by Dean Reardon, couldn't have been bias due to him VP of this establishment at all, could it? if you actually venture into this unfortunate establishment; please tip the door girls, the floor men/security goons, the bartenders, the servers, and most importantly the VIP hosts the very most. tip them first, and tip them with everything in your pocket. because the truth is, all of these people are paid TO THE VERY PENNY minimum wage, and they have zero job security, despite their years working there or notable career elsewhere. Before Dean Reardon is fired or quits (of which will happen but he will return at least once more) he will fire at least half of the honest, hard-working individuals I mentioned above because he is completely ignorant and doesn't understand how this club actually "works". even worse, he will bring someone in for a management level position that COMPLETELY undermines the already VERY qualified managers (the very very dedicated and deserving managers) and has no right to be in a management position at all. she/he will completely disrupt the money making in the club, they will take money from every employee and every entertainer, they will make valuable customers never want to return, they will make valuable employees walk-out, they will fire valuable, honest employees, and they will force the most deserving and worthy managers to resign, after of course they have put the only decent management in legal disposition. yes, they will even break the law for the club, with Dean's encouragement.

but like I said, he too will be eliminated, and after him another VP will be just as ignorant and ruthless and do everything all the same all over again.

so I will say, if you value any of Dean's opinion, I WOULD trust him on the food, because it's literally the only thing in this club he actually pays attention to...

Females not welcome here. I came here with two attractive young females, one of whom is a doctor at the Cleveland Clinic. A male patron hit on the doctor and bought her a drink. The bouncers then came over and said we had to leave because the girls were distracting the clientele from the strippers. I calmed them down and convinced them to let us stay, but they said the girls couldn't talk to any men here. Sure enough, the guy came back and talked to my doctor friend. The management and bouncers came up to me and my girlfriend while we were literally sitting at the stage with singles in hand about to tip a stripper and told us we were getting kicked out. They then accused the DOCTOR of soliciting sex from men in the club, obviously bullsht. These morons have egos the size of the Pacific ocean and intellects that aren't likely to be seen under a microscope. They called the women "cnts" and were very rude. I tried again to calm the situation and asked for an explanation, this was when they made up the "soliciting sex" thing. If you are a woman, you aren't welcome here. But if you're into fascist dictatorial and abusive men running the show, by all means come here. In short, go to the Hustler's Club down the street, much more friendly. Also, Christie's, I dare you to respond to this with your marketing "We are so sorry for your experience" talk you...