Crazy Horse Cleveland — Restaurant in Cleveland

I came on a Tuesday night as I was in the area. Their website has a "free pass" link. It is easy and quick. I just entered my e-mail and name and I got the "free pass" in my e-mail a few seconds later after hitting submit. I showed the free pass to the door girl and tipped her a few dollars. She was bundled up in a winter jacket but seemed pretty.

The physical place is nice although much smaller than Christies, Hustler's and Diamonds. However, I personally don't care about how big the club is - it was clean and comfy. Lots of parking and free parking too.

The dancers were mostly attractive; they were all white, mostly slim, and all very friendly and not pushy. The one negative for me was I would have preferred a variety of dancers - especially some bustier and curvier dancers. Maybe this Tuesday night was the exception to the rule. However, the bartender and the waitresses fit the bill of pretty, busty, and curvy.

For a change, I was allowed to settle down and grab a couple of drinks without being hounded by dancers wanting lap dances minutes after entering the establishment. They have a number of beer on tap which I loved. I didn't get any dances on this Tuesday night so I can't speak to the quality of the dances, but I enjoyed my time with good beer, great scenery, and great...

If your in the downtown Cleveland area on business or pleasure the Crazy Horse is not a bad place to go. It's very clean, drinks are reasonably priced and they also have drink specials that go on throughout the night, I have never had the food but I have heard good things. The girls are Sixes and Sevens, nothing you will remember when you get home, but nothing that will scare you out of the building either. Most of the girls are nice and will come if you want them, leave if you don't, with a few exceptions, especially Jasmine " a Carmel skinned black girl with a perfect body and no tattoos" I don't know if she's a self hating racist but If your not an over weight middle aged white guy don't give this girl any money. Doesn't matter if your a businessman or thug, young or old, most of the Black and Hispanic guys tipped her really well, but once the song was over she walked right past them. Preconceived notions are one thing, but that's just plain sad. Word to management, word of mouth is powerful and those kinds of girls are bad for business. All in all the Crazy Horse is not on the same level with the Strip Clubs in the flats but if your looking for something to do its not a bad place to blow off steam, provided you stay away from...

Great bartender name Rachel she is about 4 or 5' tall.. Tight body all the way around!!!! She helped a dancer and gave her some pointers.. The 1 dancer Eve is really a great talker and listener.. As well as Kristen at the booth just as you walk in. Reasonable beer prices for Budwiser type beer. Small dancing stage for the dancers, but overall a decent place for a stripper place.. I'm thinking about going back some time in the near future... Just wish the kitchen was open and served food.. I was and probably busted a nut or more when Dakota was on my lap just sitting on my no lap dance... Cheap entertainment and relaxation...