Burger King — Restaurant in Eureka

My wife and I get there in our vehicle, and go through the drive thru to try and avoid the congregation of bums who hold their nightly meetings at this location. Crossing the street to get into the parking lot was already painful enough, as there was a crazy person ringing the neck of a helpless light pole and practicing his cartwheels. We finally get there and are greeted by a "Welcome to burger king amenuaneofmakmoai." Having no idea what the person said, I used my previous knowledge of drive thrus to piece together that they wanted us to order when we were ready.

We ordered, pulled up, paid, etc. We were expecting really great food because it took so long we assumed they were slaughtering the cow and butchering the meat right there to give us the freshest burger possible. My wife never orders fries but always eats mine, so she was the first to experience this brown bag disaster. Immediately as she pulled a fry from the bag, the whole car was enveloped with the smell of freshly minted copper. I don't know how this fry could smell so weird, it was like it had been chopped up from a potato that was grown in a farm where the farmer skipped all showers and farted directly into the earth giving each crop a distinct ass based taste with subtle hints of what I can only describe as butt juice. These fries were absolutely horrible to all 5 senses. We tried throwing them away and our trash can burst into flames.

We also ordered 2 chicken sandwiches and one burger. The burger looked like when you step in dog poop and don't notice it for a long time and then it gets all hard and caked up and you have to try to scrape it off your shoe but it doesn't come off very easily and gets all deformed. If a bear was going to eat me and I had this burger on me, I would let the bear eat me instead to save it from this digestion disasterpiece.

The chicken sandwiches were fried in the same ass based oil that they used for the fries. Just reeked of booty sweat. One was completely inedible and I'm pretty sure it was raw or the chicken that it came from was incredibly fit. The other was as tough as a sweidsh handlebar mustache but did have the benefit of coming with cheese. The chicken was so nasty however the cheese was acceptable and the bun was a bun. So I added some buffalo sauce to it and ate a buffalo cheese sandwich like a god damn loser. Then I wrote this review. What a...

The service at this Burger King is horrible. Management is horrible. And here's why- I I am the next customer in line, the cashier just finished with the customer in front of me he proceeds to walk over to the staging area for the sandwiches, there is not a single sandwich in that staging area. Now I'm waiting to take my order but the young man is sitting there with his hands on the counter waiting for the burgers come down. I asked him if he would take my order so I didn't have to wait any longer cuz I've been waiting a long time as it is. He replied I have to fill this order. I replied you don't have a single burger in that staging area to put on an order. He replied I need to fill this order. I asked to see the manager. The manager comes out and says what's the problem? I say to her you're a cashier is standing over there with his hands on the counter waiting for sandwiches to be made so he can fill an order instead of taking our order.. the manager replies well we're short-handed. I reply there is not a single burger in the staging area for him to fill an order. She replies, if you don't like it you can go to McDonald's. I replied,, I'll do just that and walked out of the store. Don't get me wrong I like Burger King. But I will not ever ever return to that Burger King ever. and that's the Burger King on the North end of eureka California.

Sincerity a disappointed...

Apparently no one looks at cameras, so you have to drive a little further than where the speaker is so the person taking your order can hear a "beep" to take your order. I was unaware of this the last 3 times I went to this burger king, even though I pulled up closer every few seconds. The last time I visited was just minutes ago. Because there was a car in front of me for a few minutes, I waited around 6-7 minutes before I pulled up to the window. There was no one there until I pulled up, she explained that I need to pull up further and I understood. She took my order, I got my food, went home and realized I was missing an item. So I drove back and told them. As I walked in, she looked at me and said, "Oh Lord" with an annoyed face and asked me what the problem was. I explained I wanted 2 whoppers instead of one (one without mayo and one with) she gave me attitude explaining that I only said I wanted one whopper, blah blah blah, and said they'll make me another. I waited a few minutes after they told me I'd have to pay for it, so I decided to just leave it and write a bad review. No one ever apologize, the customer service is horrible. The wait is way too long for a 'fast' food drive (minus my recent experience) through place unless this one guy is there. He's an older guy. He was very kind last time I visited, but I don't...