Treasures Houston — Restaurant in Houston

This is a long but honest review. This strip club is horrible to say the least. Trust me, there is a reason Treasures has one of the worst review scores of all Houston strip clubs. I’m very skeptical about every positive review. Perhaps the staff had people they know come on here and write good reviews to try and help their reputation. Believe EVERY negative review you read and question every single one with 5 stars. This strip club is absolutely one of the worst I have EVER been to and believe me I have been to many. The only thing they have going for them is the location and the building. Their dancers are mostly average compared to plenty of other places in town I’ve been too and they hardly even dance on stage with exception to maybe 5% of them. They give mediocre dances for not even a full song then turn around and say $25-$50 and will even lie and pretend you had more dances than you actually got to try and make more money off you. I went here with my girl and we only had one dance each and talked for a bit afterwards with the two dancers we were with. We were still in the VIP area for dances, however after the first dance NO DANCING occurred and we were solely talking. They then tried to say we had 5 dances each and tried to say we owed them $250. I assume they thought they could get away with it just because we happen to still be in the VIP area. For 1 thing, the dancers we had were very mediocre in terms of looks and their dancing skills were below par, we only took them to VIP because they were the first ones to show love and actually talk to us so we said yea we’ll get ONE dance. So much for that. The manager I was able to speak with after escalating the situation was completely incompetent and rude. And despite me still spending over $100 from our ONLY two dances I finally convinced the manager on which took MUCH persistence and our few drinks we had, he told me not to come back to that strip club anymore because according to him those two dancers have “never lied”. LOL, these are strippers shaking their butt for dollars and you want to act like they won’t lie to try to make some extra bucks? They aren’t the Virgin Mary. Luckily for them they already had my card because I had an open tab. If I was paying cash I would’ve just walked out without giving them a penny. To the manager, guy was a joke and needs customer service training big time. I have NO issues with never going here again, in fact I’d be doing myself a favor. Ps DJ was bad too and hardly played music you’d typically expect in a strip club. Save yourself the time and look into strip clubs in Houston that are...

I’m shocked at the reviews here. Compared to all the clubs in Houston, this has to be in the top 3. The venue is gorgeous, spacious and plenty of hidden get away spots.

I came here for a friends bachelor party with mostly men but I brought 2 girls who never been to a strip club before and let me tell you, we had fun! Now I don’t know what the guys were doing upstairs so long but that’s none of my business lol.

I feel like the negative reviews are from competitors or valid reviews due to the “shady” waitress’ that are at every strip club. Just practice common sense and try to use cash as much as possible and you’ll be fine!

The girls are very pretty and personable although some can be very pushy. Not to stereotype but it’s mostly the Cubans that are pushy. I also noticed pretty mature ladies (again not shaming) that appear in their 40s who are pushy.

The music is really good! I dont get dances as I’m not into girls but love having fun and chatting with the girls. This gorgeous dancer Gianna was such a fun and down to earth girl. Me and my girls felt a good vibe with her after we saw her dance. She dances so f’ng good and you can tell she has fun. Like home girl was not doing the typical dancer “open your legs, bend over, remove top and spin like crazy”. She was legit dancing and looked sexy yet classy which I never seen before. We hadn’t spent any of our money yet so we just started throwing it all at her. She came by after and said thanks and sat down. Omg we laughed and had like an hour of girl chat. It was so fun. No pressure and we asked crazy questions and she was so down to earth and cool. I feel like I made a new girlfriend ha! We talked about plastic surgery, make up tips, she gave me the titles of the songs she danced to as I don’t speak Spanish. She’s Puerto Rican so is 3 girls were able to have a full convo with her as she spoke both languages (something that’s very hard to find now days).

All in all we had fun. We didn’t pay..the men did so can’t comment on that but us girls kept Giana to ourselves all night and made the men give her more 😂. Me and my girlfriends are even thinking about coming back just to chill with her. She’s fun and crazy in a good way.

Safe, clean and has a nice vibe to it. Also...

Arrived here on a Saturday morning around 3am last weekend after a decent night of drinking in City Centre Memorial and despite the bad reviews decided to give it a look hopping I could have a night out in Heavens Waiting Room.. er I mean Houston in an attempt to find somewhere exciting here to raise my heart rate above clinically dead. Paid a $20 cover, and was quickly snapped up by a stunning blond who quickly escorted me and my buddy to the VIP area. Bottle service, ladies drinks and time with the girls was explained at a speed only an auctioneer would comprehend and nevertheless with only 1hr before closing sat down with my blond and was quickly joined by another vampire who’s idea of entertaining was holding her phone in front of her face and surfing social media. Drinks arrive and it’s wine that tastes like apple juice mixed with cheap vodka for the ladies and bottle service was most likely laced vodka served from a plastic water bottle. Having worked in the oil business for 22 years and done most of my time in Asia and remembering the great nights I had over there I told them to hide all rope and sharp objects, took a sip of my drinking wishing there actually was rohipnol in it and declined the offer of bump and grind, instead opting for a few laughs and company. In the end the blond was a nice girl and the one who jumped ins phone battery I think went dead. After the hour was up paid the 3k bill for my buddy and 4 girls, went home and passed out. If your well traveled and have experienced parts of the world where the woman are plentiful and drinks don’t taste like bath tub moonshine avoid this place and any strip club here for that matter as you will be very disappointed. Save your money and go to Asia for $2 beers and $50 all night company with a genuine woman who knows how to treat a man. 1 star for the blond who tried to befriend me and get me back to the club to blow more hard...