This review is for weekend take out. Pics included to evidence food and sadly things are fresh but absolutely do not taste good. Anyways not sure if take out is the cause of how terrible things were but regardless I'm never coming back.
First, I'm very sorry to give this a 1/5 because the service is friendly and fast but the food is by far the most terrible I've ever had on the peninsula and close to the worst thing I ever put in my mouth. Zero flavor, over cooked, and just tastes wrong. I really want to be honest because the 5 star votes on here led me to believe this place was amazing but i feel completely misled.
First I was actually tempted to throw out everything and get a mcds after this...and know that I never waste food and am not a huge mcds fan.
Secondly, what I was eating...
Avgolemono - 0/5 absolutely inedible sour mess. Chicken is way over cooked and tastes like they dumped a vat of cheap lemon juice in the broth. Broth is sour, flavorless and dull. Beef schwarma - 1/5 super dry, super over cooked, super gristly and barely any real flavor. Hummus - 2/5 flavorless, and swimming in way too much oil that is also flavorless. I have a jar of tahini in the back of my fridge that is jam packed with toasted sesame flavor and they obviously did not use that. Baba ganoush - 3/5 okay, smokey and standard. Nothing to write home about Tabbouhle - 3.5/5 normal and fresh Pita - 3.5/5 decent but obviously store bought Dolma - 4/5 decent enough but not outstanding Beans -4/5 sadly the best thing from today but it's literally like canned pork and beans without the pork fat and huge beans instead
The above sounds unkind but again it takes a genuine lack of passion and talent to make fresh ingredients taste this bad and bland. And if I made this in my own kitchen I would be horrified and ashamed to serve it to anyone.
So a recap that the food wasn't just terrible, it wasn't cheap, it wasn't worth the time struggling with difficult parking and is definitely not worth the 5 star rating.
On this I'm not sure how they'll survive in Monterey with real restaurants around them. But I decided to post this review to be fair and to reflect the ugly truth: you should eat elsewhere.
It's not doing places that are legitimately good, like epsilon, dametras restaurant, and petras any justice to be nice to places like this as their own ratings are lower than International Cafe.
On this please rate for food people because you cannot eat...
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