Oh, dear culinary connoisseurs and food fanatics, prepare yourselves for an unparalleled experience of gastronomic whimsy! Step into the peculiar world of a Crumbles Store, where crumbs reign supreme and culinary chaos thrives in the most delectable and hilarious fashion.
Upon entering, I was immediately greeted by the unmistakable scent of merriment mingling with the aroma of freshly baked crumbles. It was as if a mischievous culinary wizard had enchanted the air, transforming it into a tantalizing blend of sugar, spice, and delightful peculiarity.
The menu, oh, the menu! It was a delightful fusion of the absurd and the delicious. Forget about traditional desserts; this place takes "out-of-the-box" thinking to a whole new level. Where else could you find a crumble inspired by intergalactic marshmallow planets, or a mind-bogglingly delectable combination of peanut butter, jelly, and unicorn sprinkles?
I must admit, my taste buds embarked on a whimsical journey they never knew they needed. The first bite of the "Squishy Sloth Surprise" crumble sent my senses into a frenzy of confounding delight. The crumbly crust merged seamlessly with the oozing caramel filling, which was inexplicably infused with the essence of midnight stargazing. It was as if the universe had conspired to create a dessert that defied logic and tickled my taste buds with cosmic ecstasy.
For the adventurous souls among us, the "Bubbly Bumblebee Blast" crumble is an absolute must-try. With each bite, tiny bursts of honeycomb popped playfully in my mouth, followed by a chorus of buzzing flavors that transported me to a whimsical garden of nectarous wonder. I could almost feel the wings of a mischievous bumblebee fluttering against my palate.
As if the flavors weren't enough to tickle my funny bone, the presentation was a feast for the eyes. Each crumble was a whimsical work of edible art, meticulously crafted by the hands of culinary tricksters. From rainbow-colored sprinkles cascading like confetti to chocolate shards shaped like giggling goblins, every crumble seemed to have a life of its own.
The staff, bless their delightful souls, embraced the absurdity with gusto. Clad in polka-dot aprons and sporting rainbow-striped chef hats, they danced around the store, spouting hilariously nonsensical rhymes about the magical properties of crumbles. Their infectious laughter and joyful demeanor added an extra layer of delight to the already enchanted atmosphere.
A Crumbles Store is more than just a place to satisfy your sweet tooth; it's a haven for those who dare to venture beyond the ordinary and embrace the delightful absurdity of culinary innovation. So, gather your whimsy-seeking friends, don your silliest hat, and prepare to embark on a journey of taste bud tomfoolery that will leave you craving more crumble chaos!
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Read moreSo.....I swore that I was not going to order a single thing from this place because.....DIETING! I couldn't resist. I downloaded the app and when I first went in the cake batter cookie was sold out. Then I went back in about two hours later and it was showing as available so I ordered for curbside pickup. I ordered two cake batter, one chocolate cake and one milk chocolate. I set my order time and headed to the location. The line was around the building! I checked in, letting them know I was there and they came out fast with warm cookies to my door. No one drives warm cookies home, so we had to at least try them right there. It's a good thing I was parked because that cake batter cookie was so slammin if we were moving I might have ended up in a bush somewhere. Wow! Just wow. I do not like anything chocolate outside of a brownie and chocolate cake cookie is another all-star. Decadent, rich, soft and just yummy. My better judgement told me not to order the milk chocolate because I enjoy a semi-sweet or dark chocolate chip and I was correct. Not only did I not enjoy it, but it was harder than the others. But I am sure the milk chocolate lovers will enjoy it. These cookies are fall apart warm upon receipt for those who like hard cookies. The cookies were next to each other flat in the box, and the packaging is cute. The line outside for those who were waiting moved pretty quickly. The only thing I would suggest is that they offer napkins with the pick up orders just in case someone wants to try them right there. Definitely on my list of great dessert places in Palm Beach county. Save yourself the time and download the app and order ahead. Happy...
Read moreI cannot believe how horrible the customer service is in this place. It was my first time there, and I walked in with my daughter and we looked at the cookie selections and we picked three cookies, not realizing there was a menu on the wall. After I paid I looked up in the menu and saw that a four pack of cookies was the same price as the three pack that I just got. So I said to the girl at the counter, hey I'm sorry I didn't notice that I could get a four pack for the same price, can I add a cookie, and she said no. She would have to charge me for a single cookie. I was so annoyed I couldn't even process getting into it with the girl. I don't care how good these cookies are, I will never go back there based on being treated like that for my first time in the place. I get it I should have looked at the menu, but come on....that's just bad service.
Update: I have added screenshots of my ridiculous chat conversation with their customer service they suggested I contact in their response to this review. I really don't think it should be such a process to change my order from three cookies to four. It's cookies, not travel packages...it should be an easy...
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