Golden Margarita has singlehandedly obliterated any and all nostalgia I had for top 40 songs from 2004-2020. This is because they have ONE playlist that they play every single day, in the same order, with only the laziest attempt at variation. I think they have a DJ because once a month on the full moon, I'll hear some mixing on "Yeah" by Usher, but that's about it. He must only come in for that and then go home to return to his infernal slumber. I'm not alone in this sentiment; everyone I've spoken to who lives near Golden Margarita can attest to its systematic assassination of our enjoyment of the songs they play. I used to love Rihanna. I hate her now. And Usher. And Shakira. And don't get me started on Sean Paul. The most baffling thing is that they seem to consciously omit so much popular music from their selection. I've never heard them play Drake. I'm not even a Drake stan, it's just super weird that they play ONLY this selection of songs, despite the abundance of pop music available to them. I feel like listening to Golden Margarita's music at full volume, even through my walls, qualifies as torture. I think Satan could take notes and learn a thing or two. Oh yeah, and sometimes they have live music, which is neat, except they don't stop playing their playlist while they have a band there! So you hear someone covering "Creep" by Radiohead, and then Rihanna yelling "can you get it up" over it. It's a surreal experience. It kind of feels like a bad trip. By the way, the live music seems to play the same songs every week as well, so it's like there's some mandatory contractual thing where anyone who enters Golden Margarita must be extremely repetitive. Lastly, there is a lot of screaming on part of the clientele, and I mean like, not fun screaming, like horror screaming, which adds to the hellish Dante's...
Read moreNo wonder this place was empty on cinco de Mayo. We were looking for a nice restaurant to hear good music and eat Mexican food with margaritas. We sat at the bar (bad decision) there were two bartenders (one in training) but they both were very inattentive, and when we finally got their attention the first time we were served our margaritas in a plastic cup. Really. Very tacky. After that first drink, you could forget hearing from them again. We had to yell whooo hoo loudly and was still ignored. We wanted another drink and a water since they never asked if we wanted water. Then waited another 20 mins to get their attention to order food. Finally ordered wings, fries and quesadillas. I wish I would have taken a picture like we normally do but the food was bought out all separately with 20 mins between each item. And they forgot the quesadillas. When they finally bought them we were ready to go and the food tasted like frozen food. Would never go here again. Oh and the drinks were watered down. Just horrible experience all around. It’s empty for a reason. Save your time and money and find some where else....
Read moreAloha. This is Capt Stan and I have a wonderful private room for just a few people who are interested in this property. We are located in Casa De Shanti Housing Apartment 14 Phoenix AZ and I can ONLY seat 2 Right now But we are expanding. I've been thinking about the confusion I thought you were coming 🤣 but talked with Michael Ray and Huey Lewis keeps singing We are THE WORLD. I WISH For a Cruise with or without Tom as Rosie doesn't like AIRPLANES. I have to get supplies for the RESTAURANT so can serve an early breakfast 🥐 as it's freezing out here and is it going to Snow? Please kokua and call our reservation line and we here STINKY and I Will see if you can get ib5 for a snack 🥨 or something like that. BYOB no corking charge. We offer full service and have open Mic 🎤 or sing along with ALEXA. She ONLY knows my voice. Honesty is our policy and we're ready and Open untill 6am. Aloha Kakahiaka and HAPPY Anniversary to you both. Buon Natale and I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Gracias para todo....
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