Hoagies Sandwiches & Grill, Pismo Beach — Restaurant in Pismo Beach

I LOVE Hoagies with all of my heart and will support this business for the rest of my life. STORY TIME: I'll always remember Pozo Fest - like 2013/14. Hoagies was catering. My friends and I smoked a fat joint while waiting for our food. My stoned friend received his food and immediately spilled it all over the ground. It was one of those moments the whole crew all looked at eachother in shock and were deeply saddened by the visual expression of delicious food exploding all over the floor.. it was in that moment the owner of Hoagies came out and GAVE MY FRIEND A BRAND NEW WRAP!

I was sold - customer for life. Hoagies is run by good people, and they always have a great chill team on deck

That being said, I'd like to take this opportunity to express concerns from a deeply loyal customer. Your fries have turned into shit bro bro. What am I eating? Un spiced, bland potato, wood chips. I taste the grease more than anything. Bro, your fries got me feelin like I'm on a 6 month dry spell.... Your fries got me feelin like I'm scratchin my eye ball but it still be itchy bro... TBH, your fries got me feelin like my dog just took a shit on my forehead, called me a douchebag, and ran away from home. Thankfully, I can wash all the sorrow down with this amazing selection of on tap brewery goodness.

Sincerely, Some guy that...

Here is my review of Hoagies. Pismo Wrap was alright. Here is the breakdown of what was inside wrap. 65% fries, 15%BBQ Sauce,10%Tri-Tip, 5% Cheese and 5% avocado(this is according to what I saw and tasted). They serve the wrap cut in half but do not be fooled! All the premium ingredients seem to be in the middle.First bite, you get a little of everything, you can taste the Tri-trip, the avocado the pepper jack cheese, that sweet BBQ sauce and of course the fries. Second bite but you get a small ammount of TriTip, some cheese, sweet BBQ sauce, FRIES and no more avocado. By the third bite I no longer tasted the Tri-Tip. Avocado is no longer an ingredient, you can just taste the BBQ sauce and you get overwhelmed with fries, keep in mind that it comes with a side of fries. 4th bite, you just taste fries and BBQ sauce and maybe some juice from the tri tip. 5th and 6th bites are just Fries.... Give this wrap a 7/10.

Wife ordered a Cali Cheesestake. She describes it as such. "It is dry with a s#!t tone of onions. I just did not care for it. Not something I feel that I need to go back and buy another one." Rating 6/10.

My 9 year old ordered a kid's meal cheeseburger. She...

Firstly, the guy we placed our order with, was wonderful!! He's an awesome employee and provided really great customer service!!! Overall, Very disappointed in the price of our 2 wraps and shared a bowl of chowder and 2 fountain sodas for the 2 of us with the bill coming to $73 plus the tip totaling $83!!! So many fries given probably to take your mind off of the price and the food was simply mediocre at best. We visited based on the number of reviews provided, but don't let that fool you... there are so many more eateries that are delicious and cost less. Tips should given 'after' the meal and not at the time of ordering. I don't like giving poor or negative reviews, but this place definitely isn't worth the money. If it was delicious or something was outstanding, you'd hear it from me. The chicken in my wrap was over-fried and hard and way to many fries in it. The clam chowder was more watered down and tasteless. My husband's tri-tip wrap was just 'okay' but nothing special... so much so that neither us finished even half of the wraps or the chowder... ouch, that hurts when you're spending almost a hundred dollars on...