El Capricho Restaurant — Restaurant in San Francisco

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We were pretty hungry and in a rush on a Friday night, so we were stoked to snag seats at the bar. The local crowd was in full TGIF mode and made us out-of-towners feel super at home—always a win! We told the staff we were on a time crunch, and they suggested empanadas and other quick bites. They came out fast, and everything was amazing. Can’t wait to come back and dive into all the flavors of Yucatán!

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This place is pretty ratchet. Warm sushi I would never order sushi from a non sushi place, but our friend swore by them. It took over an hour for two rolls. I asked for a cadillac margarita they looked confused I asked for a margarita and they told me they don't make cocktails only serve beer and shots. Pretty interesting crowd there I would be careful late night. There are plenty of places in the area that aren't so sketch for the same pric if not cheaper. I did eat here at night maybe the daytime scene is...

What a great place. We went to El Capricho yesterday whilst walking around Mission. We are very happy that we did. All the food was delicious and perfect sized portions. Everything we ordered looked good and tasted better. We even received some complimentary nachos with the best guacamole and sauce I have ever tasted. Our waiter was great as well and was very polite and professional. Highly...