McDonald's — Restaurant in Shrewsbury Township

We were driving home to Pennsylvania from North Carolina it was a good trip but we were stuck in traffic for hours and hours it just kept raging on accident after accident. And the worst part every single person on the highway young or old fat or skinny every single one had a neck more rubbery than Mr fantastic. Then it started raining absolutely pouring just like the rainforest of Madagascar big splats and a little bit of flash flooding. I was so tempted to just step out and splash around in the puddles like a little baby freed of there parents evil clutches. My legs were getting cramped and my mind foggled. Finally we arrived at those beautiful golden arches so cute and appetizing. From the outside I used my keen observation skills which my dad trained me by showing me columbo but what I noticed was that I couldn't see inside because every window was fogged up When we got inside I immediately sprinted to the bathroom almost slipping because the ground was wet for some strange reason and quickly showed the urinal just how strong Niagra falls really was. After I empty my massive firehouse reserve in case of emergencies I realized how starving I was, so I headed to the kiosk and immediately got the 5 dollar meal deal. Because my dad was paying and I have to milk the most out of him before I leave home and get the most bang for my buck or his buck I guess. Anyways this was one of the few times I used the kiosk and right away I noticed that you could customize each ingredient and so I took my time adding everything extra on my spicy McChicken that I could without changing the price and I even asked for lemons on my diet coke. At this point my hopes were as high as I am when there is a helium can just for me to inhale it doesn't happen often but my friends in North Carolina always seem to have one lying around so you have to carefully kids I'm talking to you DON'T do helium. As I was ordering I felt a massive pimple pop on my back but since I am a teenager with MASSIVE amounts of testosterone absolutely pumping through my veins I shrugged it off thinking it was just normal. But I felt a couple more bursts and when I looked up and almost had a heart attack when I realized I was staring at a rain cloud on the ceiling really it was just and a bunch of water droplets collected on the ceiling panel waiting to fall on our unexpected heads . Thinking this was the coolest thing I had ever seen I took a deep breath and blew as hard as I could at the ceiling trying to make it rain to my surprise a whole bunch of them fell and it sounded like me in the bathroom after Taco Bell. I looked around and realized there was tons of these little clouds of rain on each metal vent thingy. Waiting for me to free them but the floor was slippery enough with the tropical forest growing inside and my energy was getting low so I sat down and waited for my food. As it came I was just as excited as a raptor who just found a free egg nest Ripe for the picking. When it arrived I was already drooling and boy was that egg nest good it had a whole patch of lettuce, a mill jug full of mayonosie, 4 pickles, and a bottle of mustard keep in mind this Mc Chicken 5 dollar meal deal still cost 5 dollars and it did not disappoint it was so good after devouring my food I realized how much this extra stuff changed not just my meal but my whole experience It was so good I made a promise to myself that I have to do this every time the only problem they didn't give me a lemon so if you ever end of going here make sure they give you that lemon

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Unsatisfied. My wife's spicy chicken sandwich was good but that was it. Oh the sodas were good but how badly can someone actually screw up a soda? There were four of us. We each got a meal. My big Mac was ok. My sister-in-law got a filet of fish and it was not good. My mother-in-law got chicken nuggets that were ok. Our fries were luke warm and you could tell they had been reheated. They were not tasty at all, stale, a total waste. They did not give us any napkins and their dine-in was closed. Then they did not have any trash cans outside to dispose of our meal trash after we were basically forced to eat in our car. There were no tables outside either. I knew something was up when we ordered such a big meal and they had everything ready at the next window in less than a minute. I ordered my Big Mac special, without pickles. I think they just picked the pickles off one that was already made. I don't know why the inside was closed but my wife had to go to the bathroom kind of bad and was not able to. The Chick Fil A down the street had some sort of construction going on or else we would have eaten there. Don't waste your time at this McDonald's. Go to another one. There were plenty more on interstate 83...

If you go through the “drive-thru” and expect to drive-through, joke’s on you. Most of the times, your meal is not immediately ready and rather, you have to wait in a drive-thru pick-up parking spot.

I should’ve known better; this is always been an awfully slow and poorly run location. Why did I expect this McDs to break the mould and actually provide efficient and timely service tonight? Why did I go back here when I KNOW this location is the WORST?! (Because some of my kids wanted hamburgers, that’s why.)

I waited for over a combined 30 minutes tonight for my mobile order. I typed it all out for you at first but it was too much so just trust me, it was a hellish experience.

I’m never going back. Never. I mean it this time. I’m going to CFA from now on instead.

Truly, they need to figure their you-know-what out because it is so inefficient and poorly run, it boggles the mind that this owner sleeps at night knowing how horribly run their restaurant is.

I personally know someone who owned several McDonalds, and she would perish if she saw how this one is operated.

The only positive thing about this McDonald’s is that some of the employees I have dealt with have been nice, and...