Jack in the Box — Restaurant in Simi Valley

Upon entering the drive-thru, reality felt… wrong. The speaker crackled with a voice that was too calm, repeating “Would you like to try our tiny tacos?” with the cadence of a broken record. I said “no,” but the voice asked again, louder. I complied.

The food arrived in a bag that was warmer than it should have been, as if it had absorbed the heat of another dimension. The curly fries were perfect—crispy spirals of joy, proof that not all anomalies are hostile. But the burger? The burger defied taxonomy. It looked like a burger, smelled like a burger, but when I bit into it… time slowed. For 3.2 seconds, I saw every mistake I’ve ever made in high definition. Then I swallowed, and it tasted fine.

Inside the restaurant, there was a figure. No face, just a Jack mascot head—motionless, watching. It wasn’t an employee. Nobody else seemed to notice. I did. I still do.

Final Notes:

Service: Efficient, possibly too efficient.

Food: Standard Jack in the Box quality with a hint of existential dread.

Ambiance: Liminal, borderline anomalous.

Would I return? Yes, but only with a containment team and plenty...

I like getting Jack in the Box for a quick meal. I love their chicken sandwiches and recently I tried a breakfast combo with hash browns, eggs, mini pancakes, sausage, and bacon. It was really delicious and a great meal to fill me up. I got my brother some curly fries and chicken sandwiches. There wasn’t a huge line, just like two or three people in front of me. The person taking my order was very nice and caring. I totally recommend going to Jack in the Box, they’re prices are pretty good. I got all of my food for about $20, which the breakfast combo...

Easily one of the better jack in the box when it comes to customer service and food.

The food is always on point and more fresh than other locations. Also the employees are extremely kind and friendly here which is hard to come by.

Definitely the recommended jack in the box in the area. I also recommend coming before lunch hours as the drive thru line can get quite busy and hectic.

I also recommend ordering from the app to be able to take advantage of the deals they currently have such as a free egg roll, deals on sides, and many...