The Sexiest Cockroach on Earth
I travelled to Lisbon as a tourist and really wanted to try out the sexiest toilet in the world. As this item was on my to-do list, I paid the €4 entrance fee.
Excited about the experience, I was finally able to enter the toilet. But the excitement suddenly turned into great disappointment. They were just normal toilets just the lighting was colorful. Thats it!
A few seconds later, my disappointment turned to disgust as I saw a cockroach cowering in the corner of the toilet. Unbelievable, I've just paid €4 to spend 2 minutes in the toilet with a "sexy" cockroach!
Furthermore there was not even soap to wash my hands afterwards. Thanks for this traumatic...
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