Mr. Trash Wheel — Attraction in Baltimore

Wow, you can review this? Awesome! Personally, as a person or persons who has lived in Baltimore all his life with only the foggiest understanding of the Chesapeake Water Cycle, I am quite glad to see less garbage floating in what I (again maybe don't fully) understand eventually turns to water vapor, floats over my house, and rains back down as less-trashful rain water before getting returned to the bay. By means of science. So, as the agent of said trash-rain's demise, I am very impressed with this device, so cunningly made by Clearwater Mills, LLC (and glad to learn that it likes Star Wars!) However, even with all of that I find myself burdened as a servant of the darker punning powers to point out the name of the device is a little too on the nose. I'd like to put forward a possible replacement title: Trashicus, Wheel-der of Detritus. And now, since it was not my right to do so, I also retract the title just presented. On the nose is fine, just keep up...

Ah baltimore, the place where the most wonderful sights are the sewage treatment plants, the breweries and our trash wheels.

All jokes aside, this is a wonderful place. The docks provide a wonderful place to go for a stroll, pretty sights to see and plenty of food nearby if you get hungry, and to top it all off Mr. Trash Wheel itself (i had originally put "mr trash wheel himself" but then i remembered that the trash wheels consider themselves gender less).

Hilarious and helpful, Mr. Trash Wheel is fantastic from the work it does cleaning up our harbor, to it's hysterical Facebook page, to its beautiful googly eyes.

We love you Mr....

Honestly, I use to not be a person. Just an empty shell of a man. No dreams, hopes, passion for anything in life. Then I met Mr. Trash Wheel. Nothing has been the same since. We have become best friends. I visit him almost every day, and we talk for hours. He is the most compassionate, inspiring, genuine of all the totally sentient things I have ever met. He truly makes me the person I always knew I could be. I now own a house, have a great career, and wake up with a passion for life every day. Thank you Mr. Trash Wheel,...