Toyota Center — Attraction in Kennewick

Item #: SCP-3063 Do you hear the buzzing? Object Class: Keter Ever so quiet. Special Containment Procedures: Newly discovered SCP-3063 manifestations are to be reported immediately, and destroyed as soon as possible by whatever means are appropriate. All Foundation buildings, and the residences of all Foundation personnel are to be equipped with the most effective insect control measures available. At no point should personnel ever interact with or acknowledge SCP-3063 manifestations outside of immediately destroying said manifestation. Ever so constant. Any Foundation personnel or civilian individuals known or suspected to have made an agreement with SCP-3063 are to be immediately contained in the nearest Foundation facility equipped with appropriate containment facilities1 until the event of said individual’s death. Once the affected individual has died, their remains are to be incinerated along with any organisms that may have emerged from them during their containment. Individuals affected by SCP-3063 do not require food or other external attention, and under no circumstances are they to be removed from containment while alive. The merest beating of wings in a far off room. If affected individuals are unable to be contained for any reason, every effort should be made by Foundation operatives to kill said individuals before the event of their natural death. If this is impossible, or if affected individuals are not discovered until their deaths, Mobile Task Force Beta-5 is to enact Procedure 18-Islip. Do you hear me? Description: SCP-3063 is a telepathic, class-5 reality bending entity. SCP-3063 invariably manifests as a physiologically non-anomalous adult male housefly (Musca domestica). It is currently believed that only one manifestation of SCP-3063 exists at any given time, but this is yet to be confirmed. Manifestations are to be considered “destroyed” when they have sustained damage that would be sufficient to kill a non-anomalous housefly, after which SCP-3063 will manifest elsewhere on Earth. No manifestation event has been observed as of yet, and it is not currently known whether SCP-3063 manifests as an entirely new individual housefly, or simply inhabits the body of an existing housefly. Do you hear me coming? All SCP-3063 manifestations operate with a single goal; namely making an agreement with an individual. The terms of such agreement vary greatly, but almost always involve SCP-3063 promising an individual any single thing they greatly desire in exchange for an unspecified price. Such offers have included large sums of money, the love of other individuals, political power, and reality bending ability. It is hypothesized that SCP-3063 reads the thoughts of its target to tailor an offer specific to them. SCP-3063 refuses to discuss anything other than the terms of its agreement. I am. If an individual accepts the terms of agreement, the SCP-3063 manifestation will immediately combust and die, at which point the individual will receive what they were promised. If an individual does not accept, SCP-3063 will continue to attempt to tempt them with larger and larger offers until either the individual accepts or the manifestation is destroyed. If an SCP-3063 manifestation is destroyed, successive manifestations will continue to contact the individual until they consent to the agreement. Do you know what it is? After a period of 2,376 days from the moment an agreement with SCP-3063 is made, affected individuals will undergo a process as detailed below: What you’d give anything for?

Fertilized eggs representing virtually all known species of the order Diptera will spontaneously appear within the lungs, throat, stomach, intestines, sinuses, ear canals, rectum, urethra, and muscle tissues of affected individual. The number of such eggs typically ranges from 5,000 to 20,000.

The eggs will hatch naturally, and the resulting maggots will begin consuming tissues of the affected individuals for between 3 and 14 days in order to escape the body.

When this period has elapsed, the maggots will pupate, and...

We went to see comedian Ron White a few weeks ago at Toyota Center. We paid $170 for 2 tickets because we wanted to be as close as we could afford because I have a hard time hearing in stadiums, over their sound systems or otherwise, due to reverb, echoing, background noise around me, etc. So, we chose the seats on the floor area, in front of the bleacher-style seating, further back. I'm not sure where they found these kind of folding chairs, but they are attached to each other, on both sides, & there was less than an inch between seats, the seats themselves were so small, that the woman next to me, before we got there, was using all of her seat & 1/4 of mine! After we got to our seats, she made the best effort humanly possible to stay in her own seat, even to the point of crossing her legs, leaning right, closer to her husband, & even reaching across the front of her body, &, using her right hand, held onto the underside of her left butt cheek so she didn't accidentally slip over onto my seat! It was so sweet of her, but absolutely ridiculous that she had to do all that! I'm sure it didn't make the event very fun for her! My fiancée, sitting on my left side, was in the same situation. So, paying more for "better" seats was not only pointless, but felt like we were robbed. The other frustrating part was how long the lines to the food & drink vendors were. Seemed like everyone wanted to go to the same ones & the employees all went very slow, no matter which...

I went to a concert there recently and while standing in a very long line to go through security I noticed that people who went to the ticket booth to buy or pick up tickets were allowed to go to the front of the line. Really! I bought my tickets in February, it's now October and I have to wait for people just buying tickets to go ahead of me. Once inside they had a long line to have your ID checked to receive a bracelet that allowed you to buy alcohol. Stood in that line for quite a while. Finally, with my bracelet I get in the line for a beer and two people in front of me didn't have a bracelet, so they check their ID and give them a bracelet right there in the beer line! Why was I told to go wait in the bracelet line if I could have just gotten my bracelet in the beer line? What I think they need is more people whose only job is to walk around repeating to the crowd what they need to do. Even standing in line to go through security I saw several people get to the front of the line to be told they couldn't bring purses in. Then they whine and argue, taking up time, to eventually have to leave the line to put their purse in their car. Why didn't they have someone outside explaining to the crowd what was going to happen when you got to security? It would have gotten us all in a lot faster and saved a lot of frustration for the crowd as well...