Mad Monkey Bangkok — Hotel in Chana Songkhram Subdistrict

This review is a little late. My husband and I stayed at MM Bangkok in October and our experience was awful. The only reason I didn’t write this review sooner was because we had other stays at mad monkey booked and I was afraid they would get canceled without refund if I wrote this. I will admit we were there longer than most people, but in the time we were there it sucked.

Our first week there the water went out for 48 hours, meaning no toilets or showers and no communication from staff the first 36 hours. No trying to accommodate us elsewhere, no refunds, nothing.

A girl in my room projectile vomited all over everything and my other roommate told the front desk and it took 12 hours for them to clean it up. (Pic below)

Another girl in my room had a panic attack after she was harassed by a fellow male guest and had her phone and room key stolen (HUGE SAFETY ISSUE) and wanted to leave the hostel and hostel staff came in at 3 am and told her she couldn’t leave until she found her key.

I had two girls in my room who constantly opened my curtains and shook me awake because I was snoring, and when I asked reception to move ME, they said no they would move the girls. I showed back up 8 hours later and the girls were still there unmoved and they proceeded to yell at me and tell me not to snore (sorry can’t turn that off), so I told the front desk and the front desk proceeded to kick me out of my room and put me into another room while housekeeping stood over my shoulder and rushed me out. All of which could have been avoided if they had moved me when I asked that morning. For reference I asked to move rooms at 9 am and I was kicked out at 5 pm. Nothing was done to the girls who kept touching me. But hostel staff had the audacity to beg me not to leave when I went to a different hotel for the night.

As other people have said the hostel has a mosquito problem. I stayed at other hotels twice during my stay (no running water and after the girl problems) and I had no issues at those hotels. Hostel staff open windows when cleaning and my legs got torn to shreds while I was sleeping. Yes I put mosquito spray on but by the time I woke up it was worn off. (Pics below)

I was in a female only dorm, and the amount of times men ended up in my dorm was annoying. The first week I was there there were no curtains, and I was asleep in my underwear, and girls brought men in to hook up in the bathroom and they ogled me in my underwear.

The music is so loud that you can hear it word for word up on the fourth floor, they blast loud music all night and then the cleaning staff gets up super early and are loud in the morning, so if you want to sleep good luck. (Another video below, I keep receipts)

Rooms are dirty and the bathroom door needs to be closed at all times because it smells so bad like a port-a potty. And the WiFi doesn’t work in most rooms.

Sorry for the long review, but basically what I’m getting at is if you want any sleep whatsoever, any privacy and don’t want to be eaten alive by mosquitos or have people throw up all over your stuff stay away.

If you want to get blackout drunk, and hook up with someone in a bathroom, who possibly has an STD (guy in my husbands dorm bragged about having an STD) this is the place for you.

I’ve stayed at hostels all over the world, some for long stays like this one, and this is by far the worst experience I’ve ever ever had.

And for those of you wondering why I stayed for so long and put up with so much, I could not afford to rebook all of my Mad Monkey stays, unfortunately, we had a golden ticket and had three months worth of stays booked at Mad Monkey. It was either deal with it, or go back home and lose out on a whole six-month trip. If I could’ve checked out day one I would have.

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Okay so I don’t usually write bad reviews for places but this hostel deserves one. I’ve never stayed at a Mad Monkey before but I’ve been traveling for a month and a half now and everyone has recommended the chain of hostels. HOWEVER, this location is honestly not worth it. The rooms are fine, nothing to complain about, it’s clean and the bathrooms are to be expected. I am here to let you know the staff was some of the most unhelpful, rude people I have experienced yet. And the crowd there was full of older men who make it super creepy to hang out by the bar. I am not picky and don’t expect 5 star treatment at a hostel but I do expect basic human decency even at a 2 star hostel. For example, it was 2 am and I had just gotten off my flight, I am a solo female traveler and after lugging my bag up 4 flights of stairs without the employees even offering to help me at all or show me my room, I said fine whatever it’s 2 am but then I went back downstairs to see if they can fill up my water bottle, nope they refused, they told me the bar was closed and I needed to walk to 7/11, by myself, at 2 am. I could literally see the water jug behind them and even offered to pay to refill my water bottle. So rude. Then I’m in my room packing my stuff, it’s 11:42 and check out is at 12 pm per the posters in the room. The lady comes in and practically yells at me that I need to leave and get out of the hostel literally “you need to leave right now” like ok I’m going as fast as I can. Anywho, I do NOT recommend staying at this hostel for the price, there was also an absurd amount of older guys there that were making it so uncomfortable to hang out in the bar area (idk if it’s just the time of year or what but super uncomfortable) and I’m not the only one who struggled with the employees while I was there it was a consensus among my friends as well. Just get a cheaper, nicer hostel in a better area, and come here for the pub crawl if you REALLY want. But that’s also not work 380 THB. Maybe will try in Cambodia or Laos but skip Bangkok location. Sorry but my...

First and foremost, the hostel's location is worth mentioning. Situated in a vibrant part of Bangkok, it offers easy access to popular attractions, bustling markets, and a wide range of dining and entertainment options. The hostel is conveniently located near public transportation, making it a breeze to explore the city's wonders. Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned traveler, the hostel's location serves as an excellent base for your Bangkok adventures.

One of the standout features of Mad Monkey Hostel is its social atmosphere. As a solo traveler, I found it incredibly easy to meet like-minded individuals and make new friends. The hostel organizes various activities and events, fostering a sense of community and ensuring an engaging experience for guests. From pub crawls to group excursions, there was always something happening that encouraged interaction and created a fun-filled environment.

The dormitory-style accommodations at Mad Monkey were comfortable and well-maintained. While the rooms were not overly spacious, they provided everything needed for a pleasant stay, including comfortable beds and individual lockers to secure personal belongings. The hostel also offered private rooms for those seeking a bit more privacy.

Mad Monkey Hostel boasts an array of facilities designed to enhance the overall experience of its guests. The common areas are vibrant and lively, providing ample space for socializing, relaxing, and meeting fellow travelers.

While Mad Monkey Hostel Bangkok caters primarily to a young and energetic crowd, it may not be the best fit for those seeking a tranquil and serene environment. The lively atmosphere and social nature of the hostel can sometimes result in noise during peak times, so it's worth considering if you prefer a...