La Mirage Inn - Long Beach — Hotel in Long Beach

The La Mirage motel in Long Beach, CA, on Pacific Coast Highway is definitely a notch above its nearby competition. Most of the rooms are on the second floor with 3 rooms on the ground level that all have jacuzzi tubs. The rooms are clean, carpeted and comfortable. During my recent stay, new dressers and end tables were added. The bathroom was small but clean with a responsive shower (hot water was hot) and safety appliques on the floor. No coat hangers was a missing detail (although hooks are provided if you have hangers). A microwave and medium sized refrigerator are also provided. The staff is responsible to requests and delivered a TV remote to my room. There is a 5.00 cash key deposit that is refundable if you check out by 10:00 am. The bed was quite comfortable and had a mattress cover, 2 sheets, a blanket and spread. Nice. More than one light switch makes it possible to light the room partially or completely and 2 of the lights are incandescent which I prefer since fluorescent bulbs can give me migraines. There is a soda vending machine and a liquor store / market next door for snacks drinks and ice. If you are feeling the need, a tattoo shop is next to the market and a sex boutique is next to the tattoo shop (an all-needs shopping experience within a few steps). There is a bus stop across the street offering a bus that takes you right downtown in less than 15 minutes and another bus that gets you to the Blue Line Station in less than 10 minutes. All the rooms have cable TV (with an unusually large selection of channels) and WiFi with a strong signal. Having been to many of the 2 star motels in Long Beach, I would say this is one of the top 3. Which accounts for their near always sold out occupancy. Parking is free and is inside the building complex. The staff is careful to keep track of people entering the premises and guests are not allowed. It's clear the owners take pride in offering clean rooms with nice furnishings. I felt very comfortable and glad I hade...

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First of all I would like to say that Customer service was awful. My husband and I were very upset. That lady that worked the front desk was rude and not helpful. Second of all we stayed for 5 days and they did not give us towels nor clean the room, etc. She then told us that we could not have visitors and coming from Utah we wanted a few of our friends to go out to dinner with us and so our friends came to the hotel to pick us up and she told us we could not have visitors. How RUDE. The heater also sounded like there was a dead cat... the towels felt like toilet paper. They soaked up water with just drying off one side of your leg... they also didn’t want to give us an extra roll of toilet paper. I asked for an extra sheet so I could myself change the linen, which the rude lady said I couldn’t have one because there washer was not working. Never even asked to take out our trash nor clean our room. Very disappointing hotel and my husband and i are even more disappointed one the price we had to pay. The hot water also took a while to warm up. I myself am a housekeeper and this was the worst place ever. Especially costomer service... family owned business. Y’all need to work on your friendliness..... and maybe do some deep cleaning every once in a while.... I won’t be returning. Just giving everybody a great head up, don’t stay in...