ROUA CAFE - ΚΑΦΕΤΕΡΙΑ - ΑΘΗΝΑ — Restaurant in Athens

PLEASE DON’T COME HERE (A year ago review)

The lady served us was kind but was totally lost over COVID controlling like she wasn’t believing we are vaccinated “enough” The prices were “airport” high. Even despite tourist trap prices -where you would accept good food for expensive price- the food was terrible We ordered cheese and tomato omelete for X euros. The food was like puddle in grease with fake cheese and cold tomatoes. My 8 year old cousin cooks better omelete than this place does. Filter coffee for 4€ (like we are in Monaco) it wasn’t that bad but can’t worth this much. Please don’t end up in this place. While I have to pay all the workers inside looking me with a “poor you” look and felt pity about me. There is no vaccination to keep you safe away from the food of this place....

Absolutely atrocious experience. If I could give this place zero stars, I would. Let’s start with the “mojito” — tasted like someone mixed dog piss with toothpaste and called it a day. The milkshake? More like warm milk in a cup. No flavor, no texture, just sad, soggy disappointment.

And the bruschetta… I don’t even know how to describe the horror. It was literally diced tomatoes slapped on a slice of Wonder Bread. Not toasted. Not seasoned. Just mush on cheap bread. Honestly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.

As if the food wasn’t bad enough, the staff acted like I ruined their day by existing. Eye rolls, ignored requests, and straight-up attitude from start to finish. Save your money. Actually, save your dignity — avoid this place...

We were there after visiting the Acropolis, which is close by. The place looks nice. The waitress was slow to acknowledge us, but tried hard to be friendly. The quality of the food, however, was very low. We had a pastitsio that was unremarkable, but also got a gyros pita that was quite awful: The pita bread was partly hard as stone, partly soggy, either way inedible, and the meat was very fat and tasted old. Even though I left more than half of it, the waitress didn't even ask about it, and was not happy or in any way apologetic about our feedback. For the price that we paid, we would've...