Luuma — Restaurant in Adeje

We visited Luuma on the front Friday evening. The first impressions of when we “reserved“ a table in the afternoon was that the place looked great. We arrived on time at 19.00 and were taken to a table by a surly guy that looked like he’d be more comfortable on Salford market (body warmer, sweatshirt, jeans, white trainers). We were seated in what felt like a walk way of a shopping precinct. The phrase an accident waiting to happen isn’t out of place with everyone rushing around. It didn’t take long before a platter of food hit the deck. Rib eye and tuna ordered. The sauces for the tuna steak arrived on a chipped and cracked platter. I asked if they would replace for another, which they did, only to replace with another platter that was cracked and chipped. Bottles of ketchup and mayo dumped on the table which I removed, only for five minutes later for two more bottles to replace them. Our food arrived Rib eye (medium rare) on a wooden platter and tuna steak. To be fair both looked good. Sadly The steak at best was cool, not even back of the hand warm and rare at the edges. I asked if the steak could be brought to temperature. Less than two minutes later the steak was back on a hot plate (no way it hit the grill again). I pointed out that this plate was also chipped, to which the server expressed “oh sh..t”, yes “oh sh..t”! The rib eye was like rubber. The fries were pasty and under cooked. By this time I’d surrendered to the situation and when asked if everything was okay I said I’d just keep it. The place was busy by 20.00 and customers were actually queuing to wait for a table. Meanwhile One of the waiters arrived for his shift by riding his electric scooter through the restaurant. I gave up on the steak and went to use the washroom before we left. A waiter came out of one of the cubicles, not stopping to wash his hands. This place is clearly a goldmine and the owners must be rubbing their unwashed hands together. Broken crockery, bumping in to each other, food hitting the deck and ultimately the food not being cooked as it deserves to be. In essence they were trying to turn the tables over far too fast. If I want fast food I’ll go Burger King and guarantee it’ll be better than this place. I’d Like to thank the cow for its part in last nights proceedings, but that is where any...

After a stroll, we decided to stop by Luma for dinner. We were advised by someone at a nearby shop to make a reservation, so I called ahead. The person who answered the phone was quite rude. I mentioned it was our honeymoon and that we wanted to come in for dinner. He simply said “8 o’clock” without even asking for my name. I asked if he needed my name, told him it was Joanna, and he just said “Ok Joanna” and hung up.

We arrived at Luma around 8 pm. When we asked where to wait, the host just pointed us to the line, even though we had a reservation. We ended up waiting 45 minutes. I found that ridiculous considering we had booked ahead.

When we were finally seated, we got a small table and everything started to go downhill. My husband ordered a Coke that tasted flat, like it was mixed with some syrup. I ordered chicken fajitas, and he had a burrito.

Let’s start with my dish. The chicken fajitas were nowhere near authentic. The meat and sauces were bland, and there were just two slices of pepper and a single slice of onion. It was edible but tasteless and really disappointing.

The burrito? No beans, no other fillings—just meat covered in melted yellow cheese. It was bitter and had no flavor. My husband gave up after a few bites and said he felt sick.

This was supposed to be our last evening of the trip, but it ended with my husband vomiting, experiencing severe stomach cramps, and diarrhea. I have never seen him so unwell. The next morning we had to visit a doctor and get medication from the pharmacy.

If you’re looking for a nice meal and a pleasant experience, this is definitely not the place. I’ve never left a negative review before, but this place doesn’t even deserve one star—apart from...

Luuma in Costa Adeje is a delightful find that offers a perfect blend of great food, refreshing snacks, and a fantastic selection of beers, wines and cocktails (and mocktails). This charming restaurant, set in the beautiful surroundings of Tenerife, is the ideal spot to unwind and enjoy a delicious meal or a light bite after a day of exploring.

The menu at Luuma is wonderfully diverse, offering a range of dishes that cater to every taste. Whether you're in the mood for a hearty meal or just a quick snack, the food is always fresh, flavourful, and beautifully presented. The tapas are especially noteworthy, with each dish bursting with vibrant flavours that showcase the best of local and Mediterranean cuisine. The quality of the ingredients really shines through in every bite.

In addition to the food, Luuma has an excellent selection of beers, from local brews to international favourites, ensuring there's something to complement every meal. The drinks are served cold and crisp, perfect for enjoying on a warm Tenerife day. Their cocktails are some of the best I had in Costa Adeje. Their bubble gum vodka one was a real treat!

The atmosphere at Luuma is relaxed and inviting, with a laid-back vibe that makes it a great place to linger. The staff are friendly and attentive, always ready with a recommendation or a smile, which adds to the overall positive experience.

Whether you're looking for a spot to enjoy a leisurely meal, grab a quick snack, or simply relax with a beer in hand, Luuma in Costa Adeje is a fantastic choice. It’s the kind of place that makes you feel at home, with great food, drinks, and service that keeps you coming...