May this be the magnum opus of my career, do I dare deem it so prior to my attempt? deemed to be, by an oracle of the ambiguously prescient and of a potentially clairvoyant disposition? I think not, for in thinking so would lead me to folly and shame; strife be beat by the lulling lust of youthful ignorance and shame be learned. I believe that upon unravelling the distinguished and rapturous collection of experiences I've had into a single tale of unquestionable sequence and of unsurpassed legitimacy, more so than those rights of man we claim to bear or that divine essence in which we claim to partake as mankind, I may extend to you, gentle reader, a proprietary nature determined to meet your needs and satisfy your thirst. I intend to detail the story of this Eegee's.
PLEASE, citizens of the world, please lend me your ears and endow your hearts these words! DISPOSE YOURSELF TO THE SIMPLE NATURE OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT! I bequest thou, gentle reader, attempt this farce, attempt this bargain, attempt this Eegee's. The crucible in which my heart consumptively boils is for Eegee's alone. Release yourself to the simple pleasure of the half tuna sub, level yourself to simple relish and forget yourself in that bane of vanity beheld by the modern eye as of old. Deny yourself the sanctity of convoluted and extruded mind as you endeavor into the penchant which was thus bespoke and breathed into the heart of the most beauteous sub... sublime purity.
Be warned that in this waning centrism comes a cost- the waxing of a crescent totem, that of boundless suffering. BEGONE SORDID SPIRITS AT THE COST OF ONESELF IN FORGETFUL EEGEE'S DELIGHT!
Repentance is cheap and eegee's remains undivided.
Caution, hazards be told for the young and old, the meatball will kill with its gentle graces and deliver unto your mind a veil, a veil unsupplanted by passion, one not bound of nature, it is not for the faint of heart or green-minded. Have you ever felt your nature separate from the extant material before you? Have you ever determined that the concept of the sandwich is limited by your capacity to interpret its taste? Be wary, again, remind oneself of your hearth and those pleasantries to be found in idyllic life, for those already prostrated to devils may be too weak to withstand its morbid and tainted guise, its gleaming vulnerability will be your demise. Like that of the fruit of Eden, the Meatball of Eegee's reveals unpleasant truths and reflects man upon himself. SAVE FACETIOUS MEN, THIS ACCOUNT WILL BE BROUGHT UNTO YOU!
Be open of mind and spirit, gentle reader, before discovering the penetrative depths of this confounded establishment which has been the only local fast food establishment to hold the mirror before my very face and launch assault and disgraces so lovely and so welcome in so soundly a manner that any man may sonorously die in his sleep the...
Ā Ā Ā Read morePulled up to the Drive Thru after a long day to get dinner for me and my daughter. The gentleman helping us at first was fine but then some lady took over our Oder on her head set and she made it a living hell,Seriously!!! I asked for my tuna sandwich to be on WHITE bread because on your menus outside it says WHEAT. She stated it already comes on white, I said it says wheat out here āIT SHOULDNT!!ā She shouted. I said ok and proceeded to modify my tuna sandwich. I said can I get mayo on it ,itās already on there she said so I said can u still add some on my sandwich but she said yeah well I can put it on the side!! in the sandwich is fine please I said . She then continued to argue about how I want MY SANDWICH made !!! ! I told her that I still wanted it in my sandwich SHE PROCEEDED to tell me that Iām not gonna get a good bite and it doesnāt taste good like that !!! I told her that it didnāt matter that I liked it like that !!!! She said OK!!!! WHAT ELSE !?? I said can I get no tomatoes please ? āWHAT ELSE??! Extra pickle please ? WHAT ELSE ? Add banana peppers please ? WHAT ELSE ??! No wonder why eegees are just closing down left and right !! Maybe itās the people you hire maybe this lady just hates her job maybe sheās too tired idk all I know is that I pulled out of the drive through and went and paid someone else to make our dinner ! I tip too specially drive thrus but I will not place an order anywhere with employees who treat us like that. Good luck !! 7:30 pm fire that lady ! Will never be going back...
Ā Ā Ā Read moreI order $28 worth of food. Came home and the two chillie hotdogs..add cheese and onions were not made as I ask for.Did not have the chillie.I called and spoked to a Meagan. She told me she couldn't replace it because I didn't pay for the chillie.So with that said? I got upset because I wasn't behide the counter ringing up my own order.Her attitude was not needed to had happen. My fault for coming to this location and spending my money there.
After 3 months not coming back to this location..?? I spent $39 for my order. I ask for extra 2 house dressings..Mr.Alex the manager said "sorry I won't be able to give them to you. It's a extra charge". 10 cent or 50 cents..is no big deal for me to pay..I been here in the past and were given it to me with out a charge. But this guy has his nose up the air as he and walks away..instead of coming to ne in a different way..and offer the price of each and and me if I would like them? My mistake for coming here..for old...
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