Starbucks — Restaurant in Bellevue

I would like to address something very real and very natural that occurred earlier today.

It was breakfast time. Whilst sitting down to eat my lucky charms, my dearest son, Eleazar, sat at the table in front of me crying profusely into his bowl. I knew there was something wrong but I hadn’t the heart to ask and so I waited until lunch as I ate another bowl of lucky charms and watched him once again cry into his bowl. I asked him “My dearest son, Eleazar, why must you distract me from my studies?” I then remembered the old rona and the toll it took on me and my family when I realized I would have to salvage the last roll of toilet paper for myself and leave my children with no choice but not to wipe. Their inability to wipe left me with the question of how to prevent wiping. It was Eleazar, the kind soul, who offered to tape his bum shut so as to refrain from dirtying it at all and eliminating the need to wipe. Thus, he had no more use for lucky charms and was quite saddened by my asking of him to sit down and partake with me. Remembering this, I knew that as a loving and responsible father, I must supply my favorite child with the sustenance he required without producing a solid build up in his bowels. And so I set off.

I walked down the street on which I live until I came to this Starbucks for I had heard of the legendary reputable life saver who is Jaxon Norton. The man who saves marriages could surely provide me with that which could sustain my son, or so I’ve heard, from my friend and occasional lover, Jacson Nortonn. As I stepped in through the doors, all the other customers laughed at my lack of clothing, but it was Jaxon Norton himself who vaulted the front counter and tore the very garments from his chest so as to shield where my skin was bare. His act of humility left me speechless and brought tears to my eyes so that I forgot what I had come for. He caressed my cheek and whispered sweet encouraging words into my left ear and I regained my composure. I asked what could be done for my boy and as nimbly as a lamb, he leapt back over the counter to whip up a nice fulfilling drink to provide my son with nutrients and sustenance for days, free of charge. As I waved him goodbye, he winked and tossed me a bag of coffee filters. “For all of your wiping endeavors. I hope this is enough,” he said. And the whole restaurant stood up and cheered me on my way out the door.

Bless this establishment, and God bless that boy...

So Starbucks is one of a kind, right? Well, for the past year, I've been going to the same Starbucks at the same time Monday through Friday every day. I Always try and use the app for convenience on my behalf as well as on theirs. However, they leave the app every time I try to purchase it tells me there's been an error and it resets itself and I have to go back in and try to re-order. This has been happening for about a month now, I've mentioned it to the workers no big deal and eventually goes through. However, this morning it was brought to my attention that I would have to walk into the store to get my drink, or wait out front, mind you this is not a difficult drink. It's not something you need 15 different spices Etc. What would be the difference if I went through the drive-through and just order it rather than on the app? I go through their daily again. I took 10 bucks a week at the beginning of the week for the rest of the week. But today with only one car ahead of me, I was told I would have to come into the building to get my drink or I would have to wait out front And she wasn't sure on how long that would be. Brother, ridiculous. I would say not to mention when I finally did get my drink, it was made a very incorrectly and I believe this was done on purpose. I strongly suggest you do not use this Starbucks ever making coffee is not rocket science, it's one cup of coffee and there's about 10 girls sitting back there doing absolutely nothing then walking around each other trying to look busy. You have one car at a time 10 of those girls cannot handle one car at a time none of them just order a job for the rest of...

Wait 5 mins in drive thru for two tall drinks. One hot chocolate with extra chocolate and white chocolate mocha with extra extra extra caramel. Recieved the drinks. Both tasted water down. Went back in and said they both tasted water down. The First Lady was nice and said sorry and will get it remade. The girl who remade the drinks seemed annoyed and had aggressively put my cup down after remaking the drink the liquid popped out some of that liquid had got on her finger, she made the face and action like ooofff!! 😣 ( I was thinking in my head that’s what you would call instant karma.) As your annoyance of having to remake the drink is unnecessary. Then she asked the girl at the drive thru window for stopper to give. The girl grabs two, while I have my hand out she places it on the dirty counter. I looked at my husband and he said to her are you annoyed that we asked for our drinks to be remade. She said I’m not the one remaking it. Instead of going back and forth my husband said okay and we left. We got our 2nd drink. And my husband drink still taste water down. And then my drink...