Oh, buckle up, folks! Let me tell you about the wild ride that was Bingo Night with Josh at Nueces Brewery. It was like entering a parallel universe where bingo dabbers were our magic wands, and Josh was the hilarious wizard guiding us through this absurd adventure.
The moment I walked in, I knew I was in for a treat. The place was buzzing with excitement, and the laughter was so contagious you'd think they were pumping laughing gas through the vents. But no, it was just Josh, the bingo mastermind, and his never-ending supply of witty one-liners.
The setup was surprisingly efficient, considering the sheer pandemonium that ensued. You could tell they'd done this before, but that didn't stop the chaos from unfolding. With bingo cards in hand, we took our seats and braced ourselves for a rollercoaster of emotions.
Josh, the self-proclaimed Bingo Emperor, strutted to the stage like a peacock ready to impress. And boy, did he deliver! He had the energy of a thousand Energizer bunnies combined with the comedic prowess of a stand-up comic. Who knew calling out numbers could be this entertaining?
As the rounds progressed, the prizes got more ridiculous, but hey, it's all about the fun, right? We're talking about bingo for beer koozies, random trinkets, and even a rubber chicken. Yep, you heard that right—a rubber chicken! No grand cruises or luxury vacations here, just pure unadulterated silliness.
But what really stole the show was the crowd interaction. Josh had everyone involved, even those who claimed they were there "just to watch." He'd playfully tease players, and the camaraderie was so palpable, you'd think we were a bunch of old friends hanging out at a backyard barbecue.
The highlight of the night was undoubtedly the "dance break" between rounds. I'm not sure who started it, but suddenly the whole place erupted into a conga line, weaving through tables and tapping bingo cards like maracas. It was like a bingo party on steroids!
Now, I must admit, I didn't win a single round, but it didn't matter one bit. The laughter, the absurdity, and the pure joy of the experience made it worth every penny. Bingo Night with Josh at Nueces Brewery is an event that shouldn't be missed, and I can't wait to return for another dose of unapologetic hilarity. So, if you're ready to embrace your inner bingo maniac and have the time of your life, don't miss this epic bingo extravaganza with the one...
Read moreThis is one cool spot. It’s wide open seating and a great location close to the water. The food was superb. The menu is fairly simple which is kind of refreshing. They have standard bbq options with some cool bbq variations. The smoke point was on point with all dishes. The dishes are straight forward, but if you get the corn in the cup stir that sucker up. It’s a layered dish so a lot of the flavor is at the bottom. The bbq sauce has a chili base so it’s got some spice. All the dishes that aren’t a straight forward bbq option have some bit of spiciness to it. The beer was refreshing. They have some standard brews and a few interesting creations. The 5400 is an awesome creation that blends an amber and IPA. They serve their beer to go in larger bomber cans which was a cool option. The ordering and operation can be a bit confusing though. You can order through a QR code, beverage only though. The menus are at the bar which where you order. They bring you your food to your table. No servers. They are fairly quick to pick up used plates and glasses. The place was pretty busy but they were very quick when the food and drinks. That is rare at a place like this, artisan food and drinks. When I go back I will get the 1/2 lbs of marble brisket with a side...
Read moreY'all bingo ain't for the faint of heart (or hearing)
This bingo hall's more honky-tonk than hoity-toity. Came here for a night of quiet dabbing and a little social security check bingo? Bless your heart, honey, you're in for a surprise.
Here's the rundown:
The Caller: Sounds like a rodeo announcer who gargles gravel for breakfast. Numbers come out faster than a greased armadillo on roller skates. If you miss B-13, you might miss the next three rounds too. The Players: A delightful mix of characters. You got your sequined regulars with their dabbers lookin' like sharpened crayons. Then there's the lost bachelor party in the back, lookin' more confused than a jackrabbit in a hail storm. The Prizes: Let's just say they're "unique." Won a decorative horseshoe last night. Pretty sure it came off a champion rodeo bull. Might be good luck, might be tetanus, who knows? But hey, that's the beauty of this place! It ain't fancy, but it's a guaranteed hoot. You'll laugh, you might yell "Bingo!" by accident, and you'll definitely leave with a story (and maybe a decorative horseshoe).
5 out of 5 stars for pure, unadulterated Texas bingo madness and in my opinion the best BBQ and brews in all of...
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