recently, my life had fallen apart. my wife, karen, divorced me, i lost custody of my 7 inbred children, and my 4 month old goldfish died of malaria. everything went wrong in the matter of a week. i had no hope, no motivation, no passion, and no happiness left. i missed karen, my kids, and especially my goldfish. i also burned my house down on accident while making a sandwich. i never got to eat the sandwich and i was starving ever since then. however, everything changed once me and my friends stepped foot into this jimmy johns. once we were greeted by the nice gentleman, joshua, i realized my life was going to change for the better. i came up to the counter crying, telling him everything i’ve been going through lately, begging for a sandwich to feed me and my grandma. i don’t really like my grandma though. she peed on my bed. he gave me a a sympathetic look with sparkling eyes as he handed me a number 15. once i tasted this beautiful sandwich, my eyes filled with tears. this was the most emotional thing i have ever experienced. it was like all of my inner demons disappeared. i thanked him for his amazing service, and then he gave me a million dollars and a new grandma. then suddenly, a huge tsunami came, destroying the whole city. we had a matter of seconds to get out of there and survive. joshua didn’t hesitate to get his submarine and save us from drowning. then, we were out at sea, livin the submarine life. as we were under water, exploring the deep blue, i saw a familiar looking fish. “bart… is that you..?” i said, with tears streaming down my face. it was my fish that i thought died of malaria. apparently she just ran away, probably because she was looking for another sexy fish to mate with. idk. i opened the window and grabbed her, which was a bad idea because it filled the submarine with water. “don’t worry i can save us again” josh said as he used his teleportation powers. we teleported to a huge mansion that we ended up living in. he saved our lives....
Read morevery very unpleased with my visit here earlier today. jimmy johns gives off such a vibe that they exceed in the type of business they are. when i walked inside the store there were people dancing around with the brooms and there were crumbs underneath almost every table. there was nothing else going on in the restaurant. this is of course reasonable to see every once in a while. whenever i was taking my order at the register, the area reeked of marijuana smoke smell. i smelled it from ordering up until i sat down to eat. this is where my next problem comes. i ordered a tuna sandwich with bacon. the tuna was surprisingly very dry and it did not taste right to me. sort of tasted old. upon asking the employees what they mixed into the tuna, they told me it is a secret recipe. i told my friend about this later and she told me the only secret is soy sauce. this is ridiculous considering some people could be allergic to this. not to mention the whole time i was sitting in the back eating i heard the customers gossiping about fellow coworkers and also talking about getting unsober after work. terribly unsatisfied with this specific store. eat at...
Read moreStaff extremely unfriendly & seemed perturbed to have a customer. When I approached the register to place my order, the young "lady" behind the register just stared at me. I ordered my usual Gargantuan without any veggies or condiments since i live so far away & don't want a soggy sandwich whrn i get back home. She didn't review-repeat my order I ended up with mayonnaise 😕 on my sandwich. The person who built my sandwich seemed a bit friendlier. When she handed me my sandwich I asked if she had cut the sandwich in half her reply was" the receipt didn't specify it be cut". But she reluctantly did so. My wife prefers Jersey Mike's. So I first stopped at Jimmy John's for mine and then Jersey Mike's. When I entered the Jersey Mike's store two staff members welcomed me as soon as o opened the door and asked what I needed. Unlike JJ and repeated the order and offered chips cookies etc. Unlike JJ . I wasn't planning to complain but after the awkward experience at JJ and the cheerful one at JM I felt like someone should be aware so more training could be done. The cashier-order takers at JJ could use a lot of training in...
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