Vegalicious makes me feel very suspicious.
The outdoors with red and white tents look pleasant. But it truly shows: never judge a book by its cover.
When we passed the “cover” of vegalicious, we were crammed into a tiny place, that brought people’s fears of claustrophobia to life. And for those with no fear of claustrophobia, be warned.
It’s as if you’re entering an escape room, the clock is running out, you feel your life slowly slipping away, as the walls close in on you. Seconds of your life counting down, as you wait eagerly for your “food.”
If you’re okay with wasting your life away, having high hopes, only for them to come crashing down, then please enter. You have found the right place. You have found that calling you so desperately ache for.
However, if you are wise, and believe in “Memento Mori”, you realize that time shall never be wasted. You never know when you will go, and if that scares you, this place should scare you even more. Because this is a place where appetites die, hopes drown, and happiness decays faster than the chicken bone you devour on Thanksgiving. Your body’s flesh will slowly melt, eventually burn alive, as you wait in that tiny suffocating place, to 80 degrees.
Now that we covered the place itself, let’s reveal the saddening truth of the food.
The chocolate pancakes? They were NOT chocolate. They had a piece of chocolate, the size of your fingernail, on top of the pancake, in the center. That is technically just a pancake with one chocolate piece. Not a chocolate pancake. Eating this pancake reminded me of the SpongeBob and Patrick dry out in Shell City movie. Just a dry, dull, pancake. No flavor, no moisture, no life.
The French fries? No… No, no, no, no, no. Those were not French fries. French fries have flavor, and salt. These french fries were bland, tasteless, and soggy. It was as if you were eating raw potatoes, and 2-year-old, sweaty, damp, leaky gym socks. It was as if going on that first date. Expecting them to be exactly like their profile picture and bio: hot, steamy, and McDreamy. But then, you see the reality: wrinkly, old, smelly, and the complete opposite of what you expected to be in store. These “French fries”? THOSE are the biggest catfish alive. The pictures on their site lure you in, just like a predator. And once you’re there, you realize something’s not right… But once it’s already… too late.
Worse of all…
(I think this deserves a drum roll…)
DRUM ROLL, PLEEEASSSEE!!!
The beeeaaaaaaannn buuuuuurrrrrrggeeeerrrr. Or as I like to call, “The FOREIGN, IMPOSING, ‘beeeaaaannn’ buuuuurrrrrgggeeeerrrr.” It was unrecognizable. It was as if a mother and father had a child, hoping to create an offspring of their own. Yet, when the kid came out of his wife’s vagina, it looked nothing like himself. The father couldn’t even see the resemblance. He didn’t even recognize the child.
“Is this really my kid?” he asks. “Maybe it’s someone else’s.”
Yeah… I know that feeling… When the bean burger was in front of us, me and my partner stared with astonishment. “What… is… this…? Is that really ours?” Our eyes widened more than the Grudge. Shocked, and horrified, at this foreign, unknown thing in front of us. A pale bun covered in white spotty dough, almost as if your nsfw underwear pile, if you get what I mean… Soggy mayo; stale, dry, lettuce; drier than a failed comedian’s jokes, wrinkly tomatoes, only making your grandparents look 20 years younger in comparison. And lastly, some muddy, stringy, brown threads, honestly making me feel better about my dog’s stools… and my own… Or at least until I used the bathroom after here. One word… YIKES!!!!
Anyway, do yourself a favor, don’t come here. Save your money, save your life, save your stomach, and the horror and disgust that comes to this place “Vegalicious” which now I call “VegapernICIOUS.”
To all others who went here, Rest in Peace… You shall be remembered… As well as your last bowel movement created from this place which brought you to this foul, horrible,...
Read moreI've been vegan for over 10 years and while traveling try out different vegan restaurants. I saw the reviews and decided to check this place out. I got the BBQ chicken wrap and I will say this was AMAZING! Sauces were so good! My mom got the gyro and she said that the gyro was good as well. However... Everything else we got was pretty rough. We got the potato slices macaroni and cheese and two slices of cheesecake. The potato slices were undercooked and just tasted not good. The macaroni and cheese was downright. Just disgusting for lack of a better word and inedible. The cheesecake was okay but a little bit ridiculously overpriced for a mushy square that's less than an inch thick. The crust was good though. But the price was way too high. All in all we spent over $50 for food And those prices are outrageous for what we got. What strange is what they got right is what usually what most get wrong which is the fake meat. The seasoning on the barbecue chicken was amazing. The texture was perfect and usually people do get that wrong so it's a little confusing as to why they would not do so well on the other items that are pretty standard. So my suggestion is if you try this place, definitely try the chicken barbecue sandwich. Maybe get the regular version of the sandwich and not the lettuce wrap version of the sandwich because I definitely felt ripped off about that paying the same price for lettuce which already comes on the sandwich and no bun as if I was getting it with a bun. And definitely skip the sides! Not...
Read moreA must if you are wanting delicious food. I came here for lunch. Service: It was difficult to decide what to order. The hostess kindly offered some suggestions when she noticed I wasn't sure what to order. She was kind and answered my questions about the menu items. Food came out quickly. Food: I was leaning towards the Soul Plate entrees but finally decided to try the Philly Sandwich and fries. It was delicious. Onions, bell peppers, protein, and a little cheese to top it off. I asked for a side of spicy sauce on the side to give it a little kick. The fries were on point. Cooked and seasoned to perfection. Nice crisp on the outside, soft firmness inside. The seasoned salt was just the right touch. Price: cost was comprable to other lunch sit down restaurant. Decor: the inside dining area is not very big, 5-6 four chair tables and that's it. Nice tasteful decor on walls. Outside though, a large tent with about five wooden benches to give every member of your party a place to sit. There also were two smaller tables and chairs for your more private lunchtime. The music was great. Not too loud but loud enough to create a great vibe. While I was there they had some neo-soul playing Location: it was a little confusing getting to the restaurant but just follow the signs. Parking is limited but there is also parking on the street. Overall this restaurant is great. I will definitely return to try some of their other menu items. To include their selection of drinks.I highly recommend this...
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