Amigos Mexican Restaurant & Bar — Restaurant in Portland

I've had some bad experiences in my life, but none that compares to the culinary abortion I took part in, no more than a month ago, at Amigo's. I'm not sure what I expected, being a prototypical chain restaurant, but I certainly didn't anticipate paying money to shorten my life .Between the service, and the actual burrito, I have Amigo's to thank for taking maybe the worst years I was going to have at the end of my life, away from me. If you took some trash, wrapped it up in dead animal skins, the let it sit on an apartment building roof in Phoenix, Arizona, in the middle of summer, you would have something similar, which was brought to my table to eat. As I looked around at the other patrons, I made eye contact with at least other parties that were also, unknowingly, taking part in the Culinary Abortion Orgy" that evening. That is what that night became to be called from all who ate their...

So here's the deal with amigos, they are exactly that, your friends, my girlfriend and i just kind of wound up here while walking around the old port lookibg for something to eat. When we walked in we were immediately greeted by Chelsea, a high energy and friendly server who let us choose our own seat. She was promptly taking our order and had a smile on her face the whole time. I dont know about you all but when i have a server who us pasionate about their job, it takes my experience to the next level. She checked up on us regularly, and my food was exactly what i was looking for, i should admit that i was already rather drunk at this point. But as someone who was on a hunt for a good margarita, this spot was precicely the place to be. Id reccomend the rasberry margarita. If you are looking for friendly service a good drink and good company, this is the...

I have eaten in many Mexican restaurants and this place hands down is the worst I have eaten at. It is a total dive bar; a place to go get drunk and get your butt kicked if that is what you are into. So the food resembles the place. It is total garbage poured out of a can and not even done well at that. Even a person that has absolutely no cooking skills can get stuff from their local supermarket and make better Mexican food than this. I can't describe how nasty it is. Put it this way, Taco Bell fully rocks in comparison and that isn't close to being real Mexican food. The food isn't worth eating even if they were to pay you to eat it. And you might get your butt kicked if you happen to go there on a friday or saturday night. Mexicans work cheap, try hiring one and not some dude who worked at a tire...