☆☆☆☆ One Star for the Bar Stool Bandit
Ah, Double Deuce — where the drinks flow, the music twangs, and apparently the bar stools vanish mid-sip like it’s some kind of country-western version of a magic show no one asked for.
My fiancée and I were having a damn good time. We’d committed to contributing generously to the bar’s nightly revenue — drinks, tips, the works. Then, without warning, a security guard taps me on the shoulder and points beneath me like I’d dropped a wedding ring or a small child. I stand up, confused but cooperative, only for the guy to yoink my bar stool and walk away like a cowboy collecting taxes.
He didn’t say a word. No explanation, no “excuse me,” not even a casual “this stool’s being recalled for crimes against humanity.” He just ghosted my seat like it owed him money. Moments later, the rest of the bar patrons got the same treatment. One by one, stools were snatched like a toddler’s favorite toy at daycare.
Are the stools haunted? Did they not pay rent? Was there an emergency line dance that required an immediate clearing of the bar rail? We’ll never know, because the staff seemed more interested in reenacting a silent Western heist than communicating with paying customers.
Look, I’ve been to a lot of bars — divey ones, fancy ones, weird ones — but never have I had my seat stolen while actively paying to sit on it. If you’re into mysterious furniture disappearances and cryptic security rituals, Double Deuce is your spot. If you like normal human interaction and chairs that stick around, maybe try literally anywhere else.
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