🌯🔥 A Divine Encounter with Chicken Over Rice: The Holy Grail of Meals 🔥🌯
Let me tell you the tale of how I stumbled upon the eighth wonder of the world—no, not the Great Wall, not Beyoncé’s vocal range—but THIS chicken over rice. Right here. In this humble black tray, lies the reason I will now refer to every other meal as “Before The Chicken” and “After The Chicken.”
Picture this: I walked into the joint with low expectations and a growling stomach that sounded like a rusty lawnmower in a thunderstorm. I ordered the chicken over rice out of sheer survival instinct… but what I received was a divine intervention wrapped in foil and drowned in white sauce and hot sauce that slapped me back to life like a spicy baptism.
The moment that first forkful hit my tongue, I blacked out for 4.2 seconds and had a full conversation with the ghost of Anthony Bourdain. He said, “Yo, eat slower. You’re ascending too fast.”
The chicken? Juicy, spiced like it got a PhD in Flavorology, with crispy edges that whispered sweet nothings to my molars. The rice? Fluffy enough to make a cloud insecure. The veggies? Fresh, crunchy, and hiding just enough to pretend I was being healthy. And that sauce combo? Oh, the sauce—let me tell you, that duo of creamy garlic drizzle and spicy lava is what Romeo and Juliet WISHED they had.
Mid-bite, a single tear rolled down my cheek. I wasn’t crying—I was just emotionally overwhelmed by the sheer perfection. A grandma at the next table nodded at me like, “Yeah, child, I know.”
By the end of the meal, I had composed a haiku in honor of the chef, rewritten my will to request this meal at my funeral, and proposed marriage to the hot sauce bottle. We’re registered at Target.
Final verdict: This place isn’t just a restaurant. It’s a spiritual awakening in Styrofoam. Five stars? No. I’m giving this meal the entire constellation.
🏆 11/10 — Would fight Zeus and four tax collectors for...
Read morePlatter tastes incredible but don’t go to this store, they rip you off completely. $8 for combo platter and they give me one scoop of meat and lot of rice. You think I’m paying $8 for some rice? I can make that at home. There are lot of other halal places in the city that gives you more meat on the platter for less than $8. If you love halal food don’t go here it’s overpriced and they don’t put enough meat on the platter, they give you one scoop, ONE scoop of meat. They put less meat on the food everytime I go there. I called manager he dodged me and didn’t want to talk to me about the amount food they put on the platter because he knew he was ripping the customers off and I was the first one to call him out for it. While I was there he was treating the newly hired workers like trash. People who knows a lot about halal food will stop going here soon because they know it’s a ripoff but for the people who don’t I feel bad for them and I hope my review changed your mind...
Read moreShockingly bad service!! Walked in almost an hour before they close. The girl was sitting in the corner with her head down and on her phone for almost 5 mins until we made a sound to get her attention. She put her phone down and got up to serve us without even washing her hands and NO GLOVES. She literally shoved the food into containers when we ordered and it felt like she did not want us there. After that she said in-dining is closed and the staff were about to clean the place and that we can walk 2 floors down to eat at the food court. This place mind you is small so it would take few mins to clean. We told her we would be quick and she was pretty rude and insisted we dont eat there!! II think the other staff who serve are always friendly and this girl should sit in the back be on her phone!! Also the pita bread was not warm at all and was hard. It seems like she wanted to throw us out and be on her PHONE!!!! And after 45 mins we passed by again and she was on...
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