On Friday I was like I want to work through lunch and GTFO the office and get started on the weekend ASAP. So I hatched a plan that worked virtually flawlessly.
I woke up about 15 minutes later than usual, then stumbled and felt my way to the shower so I wouldn’t have to open my eyes.
After about 20 minutes of zoning out and inhaling the warm steamy air I decided I’d better wash up so I could get to work without smelling like night sweats and morning breath.
By the time I got to my car I looked at the time and realized that I should be pulling into the office and not just beginning my 30 minute +/- commute.
This is when I decided that the best way to make my plan work was to stop and visit my buddies at Rancheritos.
I had confidence in them that they could make a burrito the size of my forearm in less time than it would take me to consume the delectable masterpiece.
So I took the exit before my usual and zigzagged my way to their little operation. My confidence in them was realized when 5-7 minutes later I was pulling out of the drive through with a 3 pound mixed breakfast burrito.
I roll into work about 25 minutes late and management hasn’t arrived yet, so for all they know I was 25 minutes early!
I set up shop at my desk and dig in. About 3/4 of the way through the breakfast log I get the meat sweats and start to feel a little queasy. This is where my unfettered will and determination come into play.
I put all work on hold and get down to business. I ignore the barrage of phone calls and emails that threatened to take my focus off achieving my goal. But I knew that if i didn’t pack in every last bite I might get hungry before 5 pm and my whole plan would be for naught.
After I was done tamping the last bite down with my pencil I made a “relatively quick” trip to the restroom to relieve some pressure and allow me a little more unrestricted movement because I had a long day of going through the motions ahead of me.
The plan was a success and I was able get a head start on the weekend! This would not have been nearly as delicious without my good friends at...
Read moreThis is a strange place, by far the worst customer service I've ever had has been here multiple times with different employees. Throughout the years I still go back though. It's like McDonalds when you know it's bad but you go sometimes anyways...... I mean a guy was shot to death here recently and they only closed for a few hours to wipe up the blood and then. it was business as usual, Kinda messed up in my opinion. They also water down their refried beans when they start getting older they mix in water. The avacado sauce recipe has changed and is now more like a watery tamarillo. The horchata seems always watered down as well. Flan always tastes not fresh. Bathrooms are the smallest restrooms ever and are always dirty. Their crispy bean burritos are sometimes pre made and they through them in a microwave in a styrofoam container (which is horrible, release a toxins into your food) then they just sprinkle cheese on top. Half the time bits of styrofoam stick to the burritos. They are only concerned about $$$$ and can take a bit more pride in their production line. Extra ingredients are always put in very sparingly even when they charge you alot extra for them. I wouldn't reccomend this place to anyone honestly. It just like I said one of those weird craving places that we all sometimes go to....all the other restraunts of this type seem to be...
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I have never visited or rated at Rancheritos so I decided to give it a shot. I did not have high hope or expectations for this fast food chain. So The first thing I do is ask if they have WiFi. The lovely little cashier said “yes!” After I ordered my two crispy bean burritos I sat down to go to my phone settings. I choose the WiFi but it was locked so I asked the lady, “Do you know the WiFi password?” She responded with “No, I’m new” so then I asked “Does your manager know?” She responded again, “ I don’t know” I’m thinking ok she ask the manager who definitely should know her own workplace WiFi password, but instead she continues to working. I stand there looking like a dumb butt for 10 minutes contemplating as to whether I should ask again or forget it. I forgot it. She gets my order and hands it to me. The worst part was by far when I unsheathed my two crispy bean burritos in my break room. Two burnt burritos with the cheese at the bottom of the styrofoam plate, no where on the actual burritos themselves. Whatever I can eat this still I thought until I took a deep bite past the crunch into cold refried beans. The unprepared food and poor customer service is why you should not go to Rancheritos Fast food restaurant, not to mention the after effects on your...
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