Brno Dragon — Attraction in okres Brno-město

Wow! I’ve never seen a real dragon before and this was beyond all my expectations!! The skin really got to me, really got me thinking about skin. How come it got a hard skin and my is soft?? I would also like the skin of a dragon it seems like I would have good use of one, the ones I got are all soft and fragile so I always have to upgrade… Anyway I highly recommend visiting this beautiful creature if you are in Europe! And don’t miss out on the wheel that got...

My family and I walked over 1500km to worship His holiness, the Dragon of Brno. We have been saving up for years to make the pilgrimage and even had to sell our first born into indentured servitude at the local coal mine to afford the trip. When we finally arrived we were overcome with joy and wept for hours. Many bystanders stood and clapped. May His reptilian light shine on all of Europe...

Čeština 🇨🇿: Legenda praví, že to je drak, kterého lapil místní tovaryš, ale ve skutečnosti je to jen obyčejný krokodýl 🐉🤣. Pro místní je to klasika, zatímco turisti jen zírají a ptají se, co tu, sakra, dělá krokodýl a proč je přikovaný pod strop! 🐊😲 No, jestli se chcete pochlubit fotkou s "drakem", tohle je vaše šance!

English 🇬🇧: Legend has it that it's a dragon caught by a local journeyman, but it's just a plain old crocodile 🐉🤣. For the locals, it's a classic sight, while tourists stare and wonder what on earth a crocodile is doing here and why it's chained to the ceiling! 🐊😲 If you want to boast a photo with a "dragon", this is...