Lytle Park Historic District — Attraction in Cincinnati

They lied to me, Lytle park, aye right, more like massive F-Off park, this place was a behemoth 0.5 acres, It took my wife, kids and I, 2 whole years, to get from A-Z.

While in this park, I met a wee jewish/christian man, who was called: Dave, he must have been standing at a solid 3.1 foot, (not sure if he was a child, or a midge) who tried to sell me an online course, to gain knowledge about god, and climb up the tiers, from Hell to Heaven, I wasn't sure about this, as, David Bowie once told me in Slough's Tesco, that god isn't real, and we are all just pawns in a mystical sense.... But then again he was engorging himself on 19 pre-packaged doughnuts, so i'm not sure Bowie's word is gospel!

Speaking of the gospel, Dave, tried again to break down my defences, saying ''I'm beginning' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God, They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot'' while handing me a pamphlet that read ''God is real, and he is coming for you Mr. Wheatley, he will hurt you, and you will submit to him'' I have since shat my pants and returned to the christ!

Over-all, apart from that freaky missionary, my wife, kids and I, enjoyed the walk, (well, of course, not to be brash, but my wife is of course.... legless, so I should rewrite that and say, ''my kids and I enjoyed the walk, and my wife enjoyed a nice, sultry roll'')

Of course as this walk took us 2 years, we missed out on a lot of stuff, like, My father's funeral!

My wife's, cousin's sister's, brother's best friend's, mother's husband's, daughter's dance recital!

And unfortunately, one of my kids, died of sun absorption, during the walk, thankfully, it was Marke, and not one of my favourite's!

All that in terms, this was still a better time, than when, I visited York's McDonalds.

May god smite...

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