Oh, where do I begin with the Promenade Shops Aventura? It's like entering a parallel universe where shopping is a sport and people-watching is an Olympic event. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be in a mall that takes itself more seriously than a Shakespearean tragedy, this is the place for you.
The parking lot is a labyrinth designed by a sadistic genius who clearly believes that finding your car should be a test of intelligence. I half expected to find a Minotaur guarding the exit.
Once inside, you'll be greeted by a symphony of cash registers and the intoxicating scent of credit card debt. It's like being serenaded by the sound of capitalism, or maybe it's just the dulcet tones of my bank account weeping.
The shops themselves are a delightful blend of "I can't afford that" and "Who would wear that?" It's a fashion paradox that keeps you questioning your life choices.
Just be prepared to leave with lighter pockets and a...
Read morePromenade Shops Aventura is a good destination for many.., you can park and shop for hrs in Nordstrom rack, Marshalls, plenty of restaurants healthy food Juice And Java, Latin restaurant, there is Chuck E. Cheese, there’s a haircutting place, salon children’s furniture there is a Lev Jewellers, there is a frame place, too many places to go Japanese restaurant there is Olympia gym on second floor right above Juice And Java Juice And Java have nice healthy food natural smoothies food is also organic.., you can easily spend 345 hours at promenade shops they have around between 50 and 60 businesses, including a gas station! I give a Plaza five stars for a variety of stores .., five stars for Chuck E. Cheese, five stars for Juice And Java, five stars for Marshalls five stars for Nordstrom rack two minutes to list just visit and try to enjoy yourself easy to park sometime little harder on the weekends and of...
Read moreLove coming here . I can get all my art supplies here . There are few art supply stores to go to anymore except possibly the Art & Easel on 163 North Miami . Great place for custom framing, getting canvas for painting , pastels , Pencils and the list goes on . Even some home decorating goods . I like ot since it's very close and I can usually get what I need . I do like shopping in a store and looking over an item . I am not super big on shopping on the internet even though I do . I believe there are a few Michael's art and decoration stores around besides this one . For teachers doing something for kids in a classroom this is a great place to shop and get ideas . Hope you enjoy roaming the isles like I do and just looking over the Art Goodies . See ya on my next...
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