If you’ve ever wondered what culinary despair tastes like, look no further than this café. I ordered a bacon and egg sandwich, which you’d think would be pretty hard to ruin. Spoiler: they found a way.
The toast arrived burnt beyond recognition, as if it had been punished for a crime. I genuinely considered contacting my dentist before taking a second bite, in case I needed emergency intervention. No butter. Not a whisper of moisture. Just two slabs of charcoal holding together the most joyless bacon and egg combo known to mankind.
At one point I stared at the plate and actually asked myself, is this a social experiment? Because surely, surely, someone in that kitchen looked at this fossilized disaster and said, “Yes. That’ll do.”
Pro tip to the chefs: You are allowed to taste your own food. Or even just look at it. Use your eyes. They’re free.
Anyway, if you’re into the vibe of “gourmet prison rations with a side of trauma,” definitely check this place out. Otherwise, do yourself a favour and go literally...
Read moreSurfers Paradise isn’t exactly my idea of paradise—too many tourists, too much noise, and that soulless corporate monolith at 50 Cavill Ave. But even a grumpy old man like me needs a decent cup of coffee, and thankfully, there’s Eden Café—a rare sanctuary in this concrete jungle.
The staff are irritatingly cheerful and, worse, they remember me. No hiding behind a new order each time; they know what I like. Today, I ventured off my usual path and tried the special: a Burrito with spiced fries. The fries were piping hot (for once, someone understands that lukewarm fries are a crime). The burrito? A surprisingly delightful fusion of Mexican zest and Aussie comfort—who knew that was a thing?
I don’t hand out recommendations lightly, but fine, highly recommended—just don’t all rush there at once and ruin...
Read moreNestled in the heart of Gold Coast, Eden Kitchen and Bar stands as a beacon of aromatic bliss and unparalleled hospitality. From the moment you step through the door, you're greeted with the warm embrace of freshly ground coffee beans and the inviting ambiance that whispers tales of cozy mornings and lively conversations.
Each cup of coffee is a masterpiece, crafted with precision and passion, resulting in a symphony of flavors that dance on your palate with every sip. Whether you prefer a velvety latte, a bold espresso, or a delicate pour-over, their expert baristas ensure that each brew is nothing short...
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