We arrived to the Kitchen Bar very hopeful - unfortunately hopes remained hopes. We sat down at table for two, waiter approached us and asked if we are here for beverage or food - answeared that for both. After 5 minutes he brought plates and water. We haven't been given any menus. I asked for ashtray, waiter confirmed he will bring it - he hasn't. After 20 minutes of waiting I approached a woman working there and asked politely if there is a long wait time - she confirmed that for outside tables it is 10 minutes - replied that we wait 20 already. I returned to table, another waitress approached and asked if we are here for beverage or food - again replied that for both and asked for ashtray. Of course no ashtray was brought to us, I just took it from another table. Still no menus. I QRed menu, we picked drinks and food. After another 7 minutes another waiter approached, took orders. First thing brought to us was receipt (XD). I ordered fish of the day -price 0 on menu - costed 26 EUR (sic!) and never been informed of price beforehand. Boyfriend ordered beef cretan speciality and we both had coffees. Total price - 55 EUR. Fish was burnt, amount of gravy smaller than a teaspoon, no spices (literally) were used in whole dish. Really, I make better meals at home, and I'm pretty retarded at cooking. After finishing the meal, we just wanted to pay and leave. Of course that was not easy as well. Another different waiter approached to take our plates, we communicated need to pay - he replied that he will come back after cleaning a table. As you can already imagine, he hasn't and we waited another 10 minutes until aproaching ourselves different waiter and again asked to just take our money. In total, almost 2 hours of my life was wasted. Place is one of the most popular on coast, looking very fancy. It really did not look understaffed, waiters were just hanging and joking around with themselves and other guests. I highly recommend to stay away from this place as it's really overpriced, unkind (maybe to foreign customers) and just fully unproffessional. I spend money on Greece mainly for discovering and enjoying local food and this has become the worst place I have been into, not only here but entire world. You will have much better experience with buying plain bread and sitting on the bench. Don't do it to yourself and never go there.