La Coqueta — Restaurant in Flores

ENGLISH

The pork tacos are bland. Only saving grace is the condiments, and the condiments are self-serve with flies all over. They should invest in at minimum plastic covers or something.

The orange soda juice tastes like Tampico Juice, all watered down and fake. It's not fresh oranges like you would expect in the area.

The machete looked unique and I always get Al pastor, but even that was pretty bad. While it had more flavor, it wasn't as strong.

To make it all worst, it's more expensive than nearby restaurants which serve more authentic, fresh food like El Sótano.

Saving grace was the friendly staff, but that's it really. They were really nice and moved the fans for us and were quick. It's a self-serve restaurant though, don't expect too much table service.

ESPAÑOL

Los tacos de cerdo sin sabor. Lo único que salva son los condimentos, y los condimentos son de autoservicio con moscas por todas partes. Deberían invertir como mínimo en cubiertas de plástico o algo así.

La Naranjada sabe a jugo de Tampico mezclado con agua, no fresco natural, como se espera en la zona.

El machete parecía único y pedí Al pastor, pero incluso eso era bastante malo. Si bien tenía más sabor, no era tan fuerte.

Para empeorar las cosas, es más caro que los restaurantes cercanos que sirven comida más auténtica y fresca como El Sótano.

Lo que salvó fue el personal amable, pero eso es todo. Fueron muy amables, movieron a los fans y fueron rápidos. Es un restaurante de autoservicio, no esperes demasiado...

Oh my tacos!! 🌮🌮🌮🌮 This is a Flores hidden gem! If you're hungry this is your spot. Everything is made fresh right in front of you. I've been here twice and everything has been delicious. Highly recommend the Machete, a taco longer than your forearms. Another recommendation is the birria. You can't beat the price, quality, and service. Sauces range from mild to hot, pick your own...

Service is nonexistent and the food was edible but not authentic Mexican at all they used processed nacho cheese sauce not real cheese and didn’t include all of the ingredients shown on the picture on the menu. The men’s bathroom is probably the dirtiest in Guatemala, you pee in a drain against the wall and there was no soap or towels to wash your hands. Don’t waste your...